#drydrunkempress

[greyhoundone]

DOTT memes

“Brooking”

Telling people to “have fun” when they leave to shower

Everyone hating their voice and not wanting to speak

The crazy foot

Drooling over Adelle DeWitt

Svooey murdering bellhops and wearing their skin

“Bitchwhore”

Bert

Cartwheeling into ditches full of children

Lengthly CUPs

Darcy is a vampire

*big squishy huggles*

whoranges

the Magic Computer

[the-queen-and-her-soldier]

would you consider yourself an Alpha, Beta or Omega? ;) and who would you want as your ABO partner if you could choose anyone?

Oh dear oh dear.

Realistically speaking, probably a Beta. I like following, I like being the second-in-command and I’m sort of a service top.On the other hand, I go into heat once a month anyway (the week before my period hits is basically just me trying to climb the manliest man I can find) and I very much enjoy the thought of being someone’s devoted property, albeit that’s pretty much fantasy land territory. I also have a very strong sense of smell and don’t really like going near people whose personal scent doesn’t please me.So...maybe an Omega with a dominant streak? (A very butch Omega with a dominant streak.)

As for partner...oh god, don’t make me choose. When it comes to fictional characters, you could probably throw me at almost any of the The 100 characters and land a hit. (Clarke? No, Lexa? Wait, Raven! Anya? All of them??)

Now, when it comes to real people...my thirst for Eliza Taylor is never-ending. I’d get on my knees for her any day of the week.

[the-queen-and-her-soldier]

Is it weird to crush on someone if they write really good porn? A-Asking for a friend

I’ve crushed on people for less tbh

[the-queen-and-her-soldier]

Ah. Yes I've read a few fics like that. Okay. I was curious, as I am new to this whole thing, and looking for a bit of inspiration for my own fic, ever since I did myself the disservice of having both Raven and Clarke as Alphas. A potential three-way would be.. challenging. ;) Thank you for your reply!

Honestly, I just kinda make it up as I go. xDThree-ways in A/B/O fics are always difficult, I think, since Alphas are so naturally dominant and possessive, especially if there’s an Omega involved.

[the-queen-and-her-soldier]

So in your omegaverse, do the Alpha ladies have vajayjays and peen?

My Alpha ladies have a penis, but no vagina. They do have a uterus in addition to a complete male reproductive system and could, theoretically, become pregnant much in the same way male Omegas would. The chances of a female Alpha becoming pregnant, however, are incredibly slim since they’re not particularly fertile when on the ‘receiving end’. If a pregnancy does take hold, it’s very unlikely she could carry the baby to term - female Alphas’ bodies just aren’t built for supporting two. A miscarriage would be the most probable outcome.

[the-queen-and-her-soldier]

I got to say, your fics are fucking good. I am not really into Lexa with a peen, but you make it happen for me. Also, I write for Rexa - Raven/Lexa.

Well, I’m glad you like my Lexa anyway, despite the dick. xD(I do have a weakness for Raven/Lexa as well. Then again, I ship Lexa with every female under the sun, so there’s that.)I think you could ask in the Clexa tag for a Beta anyway, since I’m pretty sure that most Clexa fans are totally down with other f/f ships, especially if it involves our beloved Commander happy in any way, shape or form.

[harryshumjr]

drydrunkempress what happened to Ian in shameless??

[notintolabels]

drydrunkempress replied to your photo:Hey got a not so bad selfie with instructions from...

looking good, hotstuff =D

Ha! Thanks =D