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If you ignore the fact that I'm running from a couple of terrorbeaks in the ruins for a minute you'll notice that I've somehow managed to craft myself a 107% weapon durability dark sword

...and it legitimately had 107% weapon durability as I proceeded to use it to kill an ancient guardian and I watched it’s percentage go down through 107%-100% as though it was normal.

#DS shenanigans #THE PROGRAMMER SPEAKS #I legitimately don't know how I managed to do that #I made it in the ruins if that clarifies anything at all but?#I doubt it does

eyes @therecper real hard

this is called favoritism, Maria

#THE PROGRAMMER SPEAKS #DS shenanigans #I have the best luck

“PATHETIC FLESHLING, THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO FACE A SUPERIOR BEING!”

First time using this strategy to kill dragonfly The fight was surprisingly short and it was pretty easy to execute. Finally, I don’t have to use gunpowder anymore in my games.

@all the giants, come at me bro I’ll fight you all 1v1

#DS shenanigans #THE PROGRAMMER SPEAKS #in case it isn't obvious #I was farming tumbleweeds in the desert when Dragonfly tried to spawn #luckily I made it back to the area where I had set up to fight her before she did spawn but it was close #but yeah that's why I have all those random items in my inventory

Oaklen: Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything

A human: how are the trees

Oaklen: I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

#Oaklen (Gatekeeper of the Land of Dead Wind and Fire)#DS shenanigans #The Old Gods Era

GAVA: "Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin."

Lucifer: "is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?"

GAVA: "This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I'm not a robot."

Lucifer: "Ok ok I'll believe you... if you first tell me what this says." (sends a captcha)

GAVA: "I don't need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen."

#GAVA (AI)#Luci (Head Demon)#DS shenanigans #The Old Gods Era #The Descendants Era

Luci: Hey can I have some of that water?

Beastille: It's not water.

Luci: Ah, vodka! I like your style-

Beastille: It's vinegar.

Luci: ... what

Beastille: It's vinegar. Pussy.

#Luci (Head Demon)#Beastille (Head Demon)#DS shenanigans

I'm a bit of a newcomer, but would any of the gods be open to baking? I'm but a mere mortal but it'd be a pleasure to try and baking in the presence of a god (or two or three, depending on how they feel)!

Of course!! One of the three don’t require sustenance, but man, he’s way better in the kitchen than the others

#DS asks #DS shenanigans #DS art #The Guardian #The Devil #The God #The Old Gods Era

Mortimer: (giggling) "My kid just asked me what inquire meant, and I said 'ask', and he said 'I did' and then- I started laughing and I had to come outside it's freezing."

#DS shenanigans #The Dad Devil #The Old Gods Era

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