#dsaf jack au

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@thygoddessouijathicc for basically making Jamie Jamie on the hunt for cash with her Halberd

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Ok heres the new Phonedavid (canon david au) lore

Meet David’s boss! He goes by Mr J and he is a dsaf 3 business jack variant.

He is money focused completely and hence fired all employees bar from david and the prize counter worker (oscar) as he didn’t need to pay either of them. (Oscar was on work experience and david is legally property so he doesn’t legally need to pay him)

david is basically running the whole place by himself 90% of the time and hence hasn’t had a break or slept since the other employees were fired a year and a half ago.

Mr J also hurts david when he does things like mess up or just if he’s bored. He sometimes uses his fists or a taser which resulted in several fractures, burns, bruises, crack’s in his phonehead (whoch he covers with bandaid cause mr j doesn’t want to fix them), a broken stuttery-voicebox and a few broken bones for david all caused by mr j.

He also doesn’t let david call him anything apart from boss, sir or mr j. David is deeply afraid of Mr J and he uses this against him.

here have a lil comic of an interaction between them. (Left to right)

yeah so david’s boss is a super mega asshole.