#poor david

[pixlokita]

Same toy phone …

[andyinchoate]

HC of David struggling with putting on his boxers because of how big he is...

(I can't stop yapping)

*nodding, scribbling* ✍️✍️✍️

'This isn't happening.' David tugged the waistband up again, but his boxers wouldn't budge an inch. They barely reached his hip bone, straining around the lower half his cheeks.

His predicament was all Angel's fault. The way they slobbered over his strong frame, spurring him on to work out at the gym to keep his 'godlike' physic— their words, not his— and he'd spent the last month training his quads, his glutes and his core so he could carry them easily. To hold them at length, suspended above the ground with the wall at their back, without him growing tired.

His problem had always been finding underwear that fit what he was packing in the front, but now that his ass had gone up a size? This might spell the end of him. Commando forever.

David pulled again. Nothing.

He glanced down to assess the situation. The front may yet prove to be a problem, an issue that he would have to address once he got everything else under control.

"Damn, who's birthday is it?"

He sighed through his teeth. "Angel."

"Cause you've brought all that cake."

"You're perverse."

"It's a gift." They chuckled. "Need some help?"

David tried again. The elastic squeezed at his soft flesh, deepening the divot in his skin, but didn't move any higher. He hung his head dejectedly. "Yes."

He could hear them failing to suppress their laughter as they came to his aid. "Um, here." There was definite amusement in their voice. "I'll take the waistband, and you stuff the goods—."

"Don't call it that!"

"Sorry." They took their position, ready to pull.

David, begrudgingly, pushed down on his behind. Angel tugged, their faced scrunched in concentration and after a still moment, the boxers finally came up over his hips.

"Oh thank god." David let out a long sigh of relief. It was a tight fit, but it worked.

Angel made a noise of disapproval. "Can't have my cake and eat it too, I guess."

David lightly swatted their arm. "Shut up, you snot."

Angel laughed, stealing a moment to slide their hands past his hips and gave David's ass a playful squeeze, earning a baffled gasp from him.

Somehow they had managed to make his boxer shorts stretch even tighter.

[cut-pricemikeyarwood]

Poor David, squeezed between Michael and Chris... 😂

[average0worm]

Have some mimic brainrot

Loved this game

[pastawithoutketchup]

[snap-crackle-cunt]

"thats so sad" "ya ik"

this is actually my favorite moment in the whole show because as much as yuna is so involved in everything in shane's life, this is something she just cannot understand. she is realizing so many things at once and while yes obviously she goes into fixer mode she also just Cant Fully Understand what this means for shane as a human. "thats so sad" shane knows how sad it is and he is just like his mother, he wants a solution for the unsolvable. he wants to be able to love the boy he loves on a rooftop in a tuxedo, in a house with so many fucking windows, on the ice and around the world. he knows it's sad. he loves ilya.

[project-changeling-zero]

guys. guys.

Heated Rivalry. ALNST AU. or inspired by ALNST.

( cus, tbh, i'm an idiot and still don't know how everyone understands the elaborate plot and i'm just taking the information through what i gather from the visuals, theories on the wiki, whatever translations people use in their edits, and fancomics- )

guys.

Yuna and Irina watching their sons.

Shane and Ilya losing their friends. becoming warped and consumed with grief. possible codependency led by fear.

but i need at least a bittersweet ending, so, like, Rose and Svetlana ( who Ilya probably thought was dead ) being runaway rebels and maybe rescuing them before it got even worse?

guys.

guys, Shane being depressed Till because he lost Hayden.

guys, Ilya not shedding a damn tear until Svetlana. guys.

guys. guys. Scott having nothing to lose until Kip. guys.

what if Rose was a host? what if she had no one? what if she and Shane talked in secret? what if she saved Svetlana?

i'm.

and. and, like, what if Yuna led. hhh-

this might not be an ALNST AU in its purest form, which is why i said inspired, but i kinda wanna. kinda. maybe. we would lose some things, win some things. i hate that i thought about this.

i wanna do something with it, but every time i wanna do something with an idea, i either never do it or it takes me a year to, so i'm just putting this out into the world.

Shane and Ilya would be so fucked.

guys.

note, i have not read the books ( i keep trying to listen to the audiobooks, but keep getting distracted ), so maybe there's more that could be thrown in, but i am a TV watcher atm, so-

[lucy-moderatz]

I've been in this situation like, the most times, except I'm always the girl getting into the truck.