#poor david

[andyinchoate]

HC of David struggling with putting on his boxers because of how big he is...

(I can't stop yapping)

*nodding, scribbling* ✍️✍️✍️

'This isn't happening.' David tugged the waistband up again, but his boxers wouldn't budge an inch. They barely reached his hip bone, straining around the lower half his cheeks.

His predicament was all Angel's fault. The way they slobbered over his strong frame, spurring him on to work out at the gym to keep his 'godlike' physic— their words, not his— and he'd spent the last month training his quads, his glutes and his core so he could carry them easily. To hold them at length, suspended above the ground with the wall at their back, without him growing tired.

His problem had always been finding underwear that fit what he was packing in the front, but now that his ass had gone up a size? This might spell the end of him. Commando forever.

David pulled again. Nothing.

He glanced down to assess the situation. The front may yet prove to be a problem, an issue that he would have to address once he got everything else under control.

"Damn, who's birthday is it?"

He sighed through his teeth. "Angel."

"Cause you've brought all that cake."

"You're perverse."

"It's a gift." They chuckled. "Need some help?"

David tried again. The elastic squeezed at his soft flesh, deepening the divot in his skin, but didn't move any higher. He hung his head dejectedly. "Yes."

He could hear them failing to suppress their laughter as they came to his aid. "Um, here." There was definite amusement in their voice. "I'll take the waistband, and you stuff the goods—."

"Don't call it that!"

"Sorry." They took their position, ready to pull.

David, begrudgingly, pushed down on his behind. Angel tugged, their faced scrunched in concentration and after a still moment, the boxers finally came up over his hips.

"Oh thank god." David let out a long sigh of relief. It was a tight fit, but it worked.

Angel made a noise of disapproval. "Can't have my cake and eat it too, I guess."

David lightly swatted their arm. "Shut up, you snot."

Angel laughed, stealing a moment to slide their hands past his hips and gave David's ass a playful squeeze, earning a baffled gasp from him.

Somehow they had managed to make his boxer shorts stretch even tighter.

[snap-crackle-cunt]

"thats so sad" "ya ik"

this is actually my favorite moment in the whole show because as much as yuna is so involved in everything in shane's life, this is something she just cannot understand. she is realizing so many things at once and while yes obviously she goes into fixer mode she also just Cant Fully Understand what this means for shane as a human. "thats so sad" shane knows how sad it is and he is just like his mother, he wants a solution for the unsolvable. he wants to be able to love the boy he loves on a rooftop in a tuxedo, in a house with so many fucking windows, on the ice and around the world. he knows it's sad. he loves ilya.

[triangulum-theory]

Thinking about that one planet right now where they are like, mostly water, and theyre working around the clock and babies work around the clock to pay off their debts to the teds with the very resource they need to survive and those parents that shipped off three babies for a better life and the eldest taking care of her younger siblings and the middle child building models of what he wants his home to look like and then theyre there at the diner for a second eating caspars shitty sandwiches and the eldest sister is getting herself thrown in jail and david and the siblings dont know where their older sister is and AAAAA i hate how real this is. I hope the younger brother becomes an architect or he enjoys building peoples homes i hope he builds a nice place for his sister and he has family pictures- do they have any photos or artifacts of their parents? Whatver they have left of their sister- and they make something like an ancestral shrine. Their story rips me apart. David growing close to them on the ship is making me emotional and he barely met the sister but having to be the one??? He would have to be the one to tell them no? Itll be a while to have to tell them surely theyre not going to hide it from them but they don't want to do that to those poor kids

I want to shake the shit out of krok wtf

[pastawithoutketchup]

[ohmyoverland]

“I know how it made me feel when we made love. It’s as close as you can possibly get to another person for 10 minutes. I mean an hour.”

[snowkissedmonsters]

Oh god I just got to the Angel backstory episode and this Irish accent is a crime 😭

[omigodyall]

vibes are awful today

[astrog1rll]

Quotes from my unhinged climbing group:

*pointing at a little girl at the window* “it’s climbing Jesus!”

“You’ve just got to channel your inner Shania Twain.”

“The new scooby-doo show is the woke agenda in action”

“Remember to breathe and stuff”

“Idk I think it all went wrong when climbing Jesus disappeared”

“Physically, mentally and spiritually exhausted”

“Where’s David? Did you lose him again?”

“Wobbly sausage, people!”