[twerk meme] "Nope!" Happy shook his head, eyes closed and arms crossed over his chest as Tony tried to demonstrate what "twerking" was all about. "Don't wanna know, Tony. Don't care if it's what all the cool kids are into or...whatever. I've seen your ass do enough for one lifetime, thank you very much." After a moment, Happy cracked open his left eye, and when he saw what Tony was doing, immediately snapped it shut again. "Oh holy hell, Tony! Knock it off before you break a hip!"
"Hey!" Tony protested, pausing mid-twerk to shoot Happy a disgruntled glare. "I do yoga, okay? My hips are more than awesome, not to mention what I get up to recreationally, and actually, this is for your own good. You did ask. I mean, do you live under a rock?"