You gotta do something with boomer where he’s “simping for punz” and punz is getting upset and he’s like “stfu you simp for y/n” and sam is there like “ohhhhh shit”
I had so much fun with this request! I changed it a little bit, hope you don’t mind my interpretation of it!!
Mario Kart Squabbles
CC! Boomerna x Reader
Word Count: Little over 1.5k words
Summary: You’re playing Mario Kart with a group of friends (Boomer, Gumi, Punz, Sam, Sneeg, etc.) and it gets a little heated.
They/ them pronouns are used for reader
TWs: a few swears, playful banter/ yelling (caps)
Important: I’ve moved blogs, I’m over @cloudslostlibrary now :) hope to see you all there!
You weren’t one for streaming. You had tried it of course, but it ended up just not really being something you enjoyed doing often. But since many of your friends were streamers, you regularly made appearances on their various streams. One person you streamed with a lot was Punz. He had been a close friend of yours for years, even before he started streaming. You tried your best to keep up with him. No matter what game you were playing, you wanted to at least try to beat him, even if it wasn’t plausible. So, when he asked you to join a Mario Kart lobby it wasn’t much different.
“I’ve never played Mario Kart before.” You informed Punz over your discord call.
“Okay,” He mumbled, distracted by his game of Valorant. “You’ll learn it. It’s not that hard.”
“I don’t know Punz, I might have stuff I need to do, when would it be?”
“Uh, like ten pm-ish tomorrow night?” Pun smirked as he thought of an idea to get you on board. “Oh, and I’m pretty sure Boomer’s going to be there.”
“Really??” You asked, a little too excitedly, coughing to try and cover it, “I mean I guess I’ll have the time to play a few rounds-”
Punz laughed at your obvious crush, “But since you don’t know how to play we can run a few practice rounds tomorrow while we wait for everyone to show up.”
“Sounds great, I need to head to sleep though, goodnight!”
“Goodnight Y/n!” Punz responded, almost getting cut off when you left the discord call.
A smile spread across your face when you thought of how you would get to play a few games with Boomer, it wasn’t often you were both invited to the same event. Even less often that you guys actually got to interact and Punz knew that.
You decided you would actually go to sleep like you said you were going to, taking a quick shower first and then hopping into your bed and falling asleep.
When you woke up you were smiling thinking about your plans for the day. The hours went by fast waiting for Punz to set up the lobby. Around 9:00pm your phone buzzed with a discord message.
“Hey a few of us are playing a warmup round, get in here idiot” You read the text from Punz right as a Twitch notification popped up on your phone, notifying you that he went live.
“Alright, who’s doing the warmup round?” You asked, placing your phone on your desk as you sat down to launch everything you needed to play, setting up your switch while you were at it.
“It’s just me, you, Sam, and Boomer for now”
“Omw” You quickly responded before joining the live vc.
“That was quick-” Punz chuckled when he saw you enter the voice channel, “what, you excited for something?”
“Wouldn’t want to miss the warmup rounds!” You lamely exclaimed, cringing at your obvious lying.
“Mhhm, I’m sure.”
It wasn’t long before Sam and Boomer joined as well. Both of the boys were streaming so you pulled up Boomer’s stream. He was yelling some nonsense at his chat about how he was the best and how he was going to win all of the races.
“They don’t stand a chance Chat, trust me!” He looked into the camera and you blushed.
“Earth to Y/n!” Punz yelled, gaining your attention.
“Yup, what’s up?” You answered, turning your phone off to pay attention.
“What are you doing? We’re about to start the race.”
“Oh, nothing!” Punz hummed an unbelieving tone as you selected a random map to play on.
“Ready to lose Punz?” Boomer taunted, revving his character’s engine.
“In your dreams.”
The race commenced and you and Sam couldn’t seem to manage to stay on the road, much less actually get anywhere at a significant pace. At this point it was more of a race between Punz and Boomer, which they made very obvious.
“Hey Boomer, how does my dust taste?” Punz asked sarcastically.
“I wouldn’t know man,” Boomer responded as he overtook Punz.
“Oh shit!” Punz yelled in frustration as he fell off the map, securing himself second place behind Boomer.
“What are you distracted driving? You on your phone or something dawg?” Boomer laughed as he poked fun at his friend.
“You were literally just texting me simping for Y/n actually shut the fuck up.” Punz admitted agitated as the scoreboard showed up with him in second.
“WOAH THERE’S NO NEED FOR ALL THAT NOW!” Boomer yells down his mic.
“Punz Y/n is so pretty,” Punz started reading off the pair’s texts much to Boomer’s dismay.
“LALALALALALA!” Boomer yelled to try and cover up Punz leaking his texts, although the point had already gotten across.
“Punz, Punz, Y/n is going to be playing Mario Kart with us today I’m so NERVOUS!”
“Ohhhh shit!” Sam chimed in as you and him burst into laughter.
“Let’s take a bathroom break before we invite the rest to actually play yeah?” Sam suggested.
“Sounds good, I’ll be back.” You added, muting yourself on discord and pulling up Boomer’s stream on your computer.
“CHAT, CHAT,” Boomer desperately yelled, “It’s not what it looks like, I don’t simp for Y/n!”
You gasped sarcastically before typing in his stream chat, “What do you mean you don’t simp for Y/n peeposadge”
You saw them read the message as it flew through chat a few seconds later, Chat erupting into chaos with your response.
“Well, uh- I” Boomer tripped over his words with furrowed brows, “Chat?? What do I do here??”
They looked to read chat for advice, spotting a message and reading it out loud, “I tell them I have a crush on them? GUYS I don’t want them to know! What if they don’t like me back?”
“Boomer, I’ve got something to tell you…” You typed into chat, watching Boomer scramble before you closed the tab and reentered the vc.
Boomer noticed this and joined it as well.
“Hey guys, I’m back.” You announced to your friends enthusiastically.
“Hey Y/n!” Gumi exclaimed.
“Hey, Gumi!”
“You took an awfully long time in there Y/n did you fall in or something?” Punz asked you before taking a swig of his drink.
“Oh, yeah I did my bad.”
You laughed and moved on from the subject, greeting all the others in the vc except Boomer. Boomer’s confusion was very evident on his face, not that you could see it but you could definitely hear it when they spoke.
“Y/n?” Boomer asked, kind of just letting his words fall out rather than saying them.
“What’s up?” You tried your best to hold in your laugh, couldn’t let him on to you of course.
“What- what were you going to tell me??” He questioned.
“What do you mean?” The silence in the discord call was very entertaining to you for some reason, it felt as though everyone was on the edge of their seats for this interaction.
“You came into my chat and said you had something to tell me?”
“No… I don’t remember doing that…” You played dumb, pulling up his muted stream on your phone to watch his reaction.
Punz caught on and decided to jump in on the fun, “I’m going to be honest man, I’ve known Y/n for a while and that just doesn’t seem like something they would do.”
“Wow Boomer, are you imagining talking to Y/n?” Gumi piled on, “Kinda weird…”
“Yeah man, kind of weird.” You said letting a small laugh slip at the end, hoping no one caught it.
You checked his stream again and looked at the chat, they were all spamming, faking amnesia to the situation that had happened minutes prior simply to throw off their streamer.
“Guys! You’re supposed to be on my side, you bunch of idiots! Worst wingmen ever.” Boomer berated his chat.
You smiled wide and moved on to playing the game, instead of Boomer.
Once Sneeg joined, Punz was rightfully put in his place. Sneeg succeeded in winning first place in every race with almost no trouble. Sometimes he would even lap the last placer, which was usually you if we’re being honest.
After the games everyone said their goodbyes and went their separate ways. You shut off your computer and grabbed your phone before throwing yourself into your bed to relax. Your phone was blowing up. Curious, you opened it to find the source only for it to be god forsaken twitter. It seemed like every other tweet was about you and Boomer.
You decided they had been put through enough tonight and opened discord to shoot him a text.
“Sooo, would you want to go on a minecraft date later or something...?” You sent the message and starting giggling when Boomer immediately responded with a string of “yes”s.
“It’s a date then.” You sent the text before closing your phone and dozing off to a much needed sleep.
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