This is the face of a man who is now recounting every single time he slept with Goldie O’Gilt to try and figure out what the hell she didn’t tell him THIS time
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This is the face of a man who is now recounting every single time he slept with Goldie O’Gilt to try and figure out what the hell she didn’t tell him THIS time
I’m so goddamn happy to find out that Della and Donald are ABSOLUTELY those kinds of people when they see babies
HOW THE FUCK DID BRADFORD MANAGE TO KIDNAP MULTIPLE GODS, GOLDIE O’GILT, AND FUCKING SANTA CLAUS
I’M SO PROUD OF THE DUCK FAMILY FOR WEAPONIZING THEIR LETHAL AMOUNTS OF RAGE TO COMMIT MASS MURDERS TOGETHER
DONALD DUCK JUST CALMLY ADOPTING TWO NEW CHILDREN LIKE THE GREAT FATHER HE IS
In this house we stan hardworking dads and the kids they somehow ended up raising along the way
GOSALYN REALLY OUT HERE TRYNA COLLBORATE ALIBIS I’M SCREAMING
I get Funzo’s can’t exactly protect against magical angsty teens and real boys with eye lasers but hOW THE FUCK DID GOSALYN SNEAK A WHOLE ASS CROSSBOW INTO THIS PLACE