#duckie!!!!

[ye-old-hermit-woman]

DO NOT ENGAGE.

I REPEAT. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Entity has been known to harvest souls through kneading the air and ripping flesh with their rapid bunny kicks (she's never actually scratched me up that bad, she knows better than to do that to her mama 😤 my cousins are a different story)

'Oh oh spaghettio' threat level

[yournormalidiot]

what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

HIII DUCK!!! OMG HOW ARE U ML!!<3

Uhhhhh man opener??

Idk, what:D

[angelicassassinations]

DUCKIE.

[ye-old-hermit-woman]

I. Am a certified Pokémon trainer 🤌🏽✨️✨️

Just trained duckie to spin clock-wise, counter clock-wise, AND stand when I present treats

Do not be fooled by her cuteness tho. She will rob you blind 🫵🏼

Duckie!! Use bite-NOT ON ME OW OW

[thephuzphreak]

Everytime I see that McDonalds commercial for the chicken tenders.....