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Despite the fact that we act like our humans are killing us, we really do like our new house. #ducksarecrazy #ducklife #ducksaspets #duckducknogoose #farmlife #Homesteading #movingoutside https://www.instagram.com/p/ByQGXYfgSUv/?igshid=1dvhuuj81o1h
Hey, ducks suck and I'm clumsy.
So today, today was the day my friends. I worked out. And hard. Like, I felt like jello immediately leaving the gym. But it's real life guys, I have a busy birthday month starting on Wednesday. and it will consist of nothing but south Florida, bathing suits, Atlanta and cute little birthday dresses that require impeccable physiques. I stuck to cardio, abs and booty :) I also worked a little arms in with my squats. I will post a "before" picture when I have an "after" picture to compare it too. Ask me if I'm that ridiculous, and I will tell you yes. I also laid out by the pool. For those of you who know me, I'm a normal human. I have an interesting heritage but none that provokes interest or question. So, I dyed my hair dark brown, and paired with my (amazing) tan, I guess I look not normal. I've had, multiple upon multiple people, ask my ethnicity. Like, Chinese and South African, duh? I clearly look as American as they come. But look, I won't disagree when you tell me I look Brazilian. If you want to compare me to Adriana Lima, I'm totally okay with that. Also, totally ate shit at the pool. Like in my baby bikini, with the population of the pool area being mostly men. Sometimes I wonder why I'm single, and then I eat shit, scream and run from bumble bees and attractively try and fish my water bottle from the pool (my ass crack may or may not of been showing and I may or may not of cared.) YOLO! To end this beautiful Tuesday, I was chased by a killer duck. His pic will be above this post. Even in the picture he is like, eying me down. Listen crazy ducky, I have no bread for you. And personally, I like the sweet yellow ducks. You look like you're on duck drugs and the fact you chased me, literally around the entire parking lot, makes me want to feed you moldy bread. What I ate today: 1) Breakfast: 2 hard boiled eggs, steel cut oatmeal w/ cinnamon and a banana 2) Lunch: Protein shake, carrots and turkey and cheese roll up 3) Dinner: Baked grouper (with oil and capers) broccoli and black rice Work outs: Cardio: 2 miles Various abs Various lunges, squats and booty work outs with altering weights.