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[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

I LOVE LEMON FLAVORED THINGS PLEASE GIVE ME THE LUCKY LEMON COOKIE RECIPE!!!!

YES ABSOLUTELY HERE YOU GO

My tips for this recipe are,

One, mix the Lemon zest and white sugar WITH YOUR HANDS. stirring them is fine, but it really saturates the sugar when your hands heat up the oils in the lemon zest. Also, this step just smells. Amazing.

The yellow food coloring is totally optional, but it does make the cookies look that much more appealing. Without it the dough is a very pale sort of yellow, and it doesn't really convey LEMON. But that is just personal preference

During step three the batter will look sort of oily? That part always freaks me out its FINE. its just the zest and egg being weird, keep beating it at a higher speed, it will sort itself out

I like to chill this dough for as long as I can stand, but the longer the dough sits the better they taste, as the lemon has time to really set in. An hour or two is absolutely fine, but OVERNIGHT? the best.

FOR THE ROLLING STEPS. Roll the dough balls in the white sugar first, THEN the powdered sugar. The regular sugar binds the dough as a ball (and it bakes into a nice layer) and the POWDERED SUGAR is what gives the cookies the Crinkle bit. This rolling part is a pain, but the more powdered sugar is on the ball the prettier they look.

I just realized its kinda dumb to just post a picture of the recipe and not. Like. Write it. So I slapped it under the cut with steps!

HAPPY BAKING THESE COOKIES ARE SO DELIGHTFUL

Ingredients

2 lemons zest

1 ¼ cup granulated white sugar

½ cup butter (softened)

1 lemon juiced (I often just squeeze both the zested lemons, but it does make a VERY STRONG lemon taste, your preference)

2 eggs

Vanilla Extract (you measure that shit with your heart, but it's like. One?? And a half? Teaspoons?)

2-3 dots yellow food coloring (optional)

2 cups flour

¾ TEASPOON baking powder

¼ TEASPOON baking soda

½ powdered sugar (for the rolling later)

Steps

1. Mix lemon zest and granulated sugar together with clean, dry hands. (Smell that mixture its a LOVELY smell.)

2. Cream the butter and lemon sugar together until pale and fluffy

3. Scrape bowl and add eggs, lemon juice and vanilla extract and beat until smooth. (If it looks weirdly oily, keep going)

4. Add flour, baking powder and baking soda. Stir until there are no more flour streaks

5. Chill your dough (I usually just slap it in a Tupperware container)

6. PREHEAT OVEN TO 350. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper

7. Roll dough balls in granulated sugar and THEN in powdered sugar. Its okay to go back and recoat it if it looks sparse.

8. Set on baking sheet two inches or so apart, I usually do 9-12 per pan

9. Bake for 10-12 minutes. Watch the first batch carefully, it may take a little longer for the edges to brown. If you see brown on the edges, take em out. The second batch will bake faster

10. Smile and Enjoy!!!

[crosbibibibism]

when i found out they called this guy captain lexapro i felt the urge to edit him to lexapro delirium. here’s that

[crashingthruwindow]

HALSEY USES SHE/THEY PRONOUNS IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM SHE’S AWESOME RUEJEHD

[snacc-noir]

i HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY, YOU AWESOME HUMAN💕

WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE NO HUMAN SHOULD BE SO NICE

I DEMAND YOU HAVE AN EVEN NICER ONE 💕💕💕💕

[lost-astheoceandeep]

I'm so stoked every time you post, your pictures are fucking fire 🔥💯

Oh my gawwddd, thank youu!! You're the best ❤️

[mara-mor-morena]

I'm thinking about writing this fiction for Daniel Mathieu once again (because dude I've literally finished the second book a while ago and I DO FUCKING HAVE juicy moment to write about) but im so lazyyyyyy and I dont even know if I really have time for this ;;;;; like if im doing it im doing it properly=rereading all the fucking moments when Daniel thought of mathieu and THEN THE LETTER OH GOD and trying to digest that once again and then try to adapt the writing style/wording to it ;;;;;0 like how do I even do it when im lazy as much as I don't even want to move and I know that if I need to work on my studies/job applications I must have my laptop next to me or I'll never stand up from bed, that's the level. and im definitely not thirsty for the last one hour because I finished my water and I dont have energy to stand up no it didnt.

so yes. one day I will write about Daniel seeing his ugly shadow in mathieu, despising mathieu and his own image in mathieu, yet knowing that he and I are the same in its eyes, we are the same, me the pederast and the bone man, all the same, and also Daniel dreaming about the boy and his youth and realising that I am watched.

that's how the reading was going btw

[xxgh0st0fy0uxx]

OH MY GOD i am literally trying to educate you and you come out with the “all i ever do is fuck up:(“ with that attitude u do!!!!! learn to take advice!!! it is not a personal attack!!! jesus christ

[melsuki]

i hope you have fun!!! and i’m good i’m just watching movies to keep myself entertained. also, i feel like that always happens to people, either you take a break and suddenly get inspo or the urge to write. yet never when you actually need to or want to😭

eee i did have fun ! oo what movies were u watching ?