#dudebro vampires

[victusinveritas]

Dudebro Vampires can only be killed with a broken lacrosse stick to the nuts.

[eugeniedanglars]

Random thought just hit me about your dudebro vampire... He could sleep in his "Sun's Out, Guns Out!" tanks. I mean, at least he'd get to use them...

oh my god i LOVE IT

[eugeniedanglars]

okay dudebros are fat cheeto-bearded bronies not the thing you describe so dont misuse that word on guys who are at least more attractive than real dudebros

every single word of this message is physically repulsive to me

[eugeniedanglars]

Love how you've made something so classically homoerotic, seem so massively homophobic, on top of judging them for their natural way and demanding they fulfill the gender role you assign for them, compounding how narrow minded and homophobic you seem. Inter sectional feminist, don''t make me laugh it's just an excuse to exploit other human beings issues for it's own narcissistic gain, they can't even use the word right.

i genuinely have no idea what you’re trying to say tbh

[eugeniedanglars]

captainbifurious replied to your post: hoe don’t do itoh my god

The plight of having a popular text post. You have no idea how many people have told me about Spider-Girl.

u g h my other popular posts never had this kind of reaction like yeah people leave lots of obnoxious comments in the notes like “they broke up” or “haha i have perfect vision” or “but gansey’s going to die before that happens” but i haven’t had to put up with people messaging me constantly before this

[eugeniedanglars]

Why do you have to tell people to call you she? Are you not a girl? Also way to selectively discriminate against certain types of people while whining about others.

you literally sent this message over a post about vampires

[eugeniedanglars]

I saw your vampire fuckboy post and I just wanted to point out that such character exists. Read the 'vampire academy' series (it's super good btw). Adrian is introduced in the second book and fits into your requirements:) You're welcome xx

thanks, i’ll check it out!

[eugeniedanglars]

Your dudebro vampire post made me think of this one time I was playing a tabletop RPG with my friends. The character I played was a dudebro vampire, and the "I'm gonna drink your blood, no homo" was a thing that totally happened. One of his character traits was pride, and it was the only time in my 5 years of playing this game that I have been awarded experience points for not feeding on someone. (You gain experience when you roleplay to your character's personality.)

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever read