#kingofthefool7

[taes-titaes]

20, 34, 35, 37,

20. Are you religious?

I was raised Christian and I still believe in God and that Jesus is the son of God, but I don’t go to church and I’m not a practiced Christian really....

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Nope. Never even held a real one I think

35. Have you ever tried archery?

Nope! There’s a place around here that offers archery classes but I can’t afford it!

37. Favorite swear word?

uhhhhhhhh i don’t really swear a lot actually! If I get reaaaaaally mad I’ll say “pissed off” or “damn it”, but that’s about it. I don’t really like swearing because the only instances I have, I’d like to forget about.

I was trying to answer this ask earlier but my computer was being stupid!! Thanks for the ask tho xD

[taes-titaes]

I don't think Quicksilver would make a very good boyfriend. He's a little too fast. You won't see him coming. hahahaahahahahahI'llshowmyselfout.

I STARTED READING THIS AND WAS ABOUT TO GET ANNOYED CUZ EVERY TIME I SAY HE’S MY BOYFRIEND SOMEONE GOES “he’s dead” SO I’M ACTUALLY THANKFUL YOU TOOK A DIFFERENT DIRECTION.

Once all I texted my friend “I’m watching my boyfriend at school” (they were screening Avengers) and all he replied with was “necrophilia”

[taes-titaes]

That phone tripped so hard that it started speaking fucking Russian.

LMAO I KNOW WTF HAPPENED??

[taes-titaes]

MY WHOLE BODY FUCKING HURTS FROM ALL DAT MOSHING

You’ve moshed before right????? I definitely know the feeling.....pain everywhere lol

[taes-titaes]

SHIT. I WAS GOING TO CLICK "REBLOG" BUT ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED "UNFOLLOW". FUCK.

LMAO I GOT THE NOTIFICATION SAYING YOU FOLLOWED ME AND I WAS LIKE ???????????????? confusion???????????????

NICE GOING

[eugeniedanglars]

Your dudebro vampire post made me think of this one time I was playing a tabletop RPG with my friends. The character I played was a dudebro vampire, and the "I'm gonna drink your blood, no homo" was a thing that totally happened. One of his character traits was pride, and it was the only time in my 5 years of playing this game that I have been awarded experience points for not feeding on someone. (You gain experience when you roleplay to your character's personality.)

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever read

[taes-titaes]

OUT OF ALL THE FOODS TO INCORPORATE ORAL SEX WHY DOUGHNUTS? DOUGHNUTS ARE NOT SEXY. ANYONE WOULD LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TOOL WITH A DOUGHNUT AROUND THEIR.. ... TOOL. JUST. AUGH. WHY COSMO? [because it's for bored housewives and 16 year olds that's why]

Omfg this is like the most beautiful ask I've received oh man

[keitheskeleghost]

Awwww who's the adorable little cat-boy? *tosses catnip at*

Kei glared and huffed. “I am not an adorable lit–!” See’s the catnip and stares. Oh, fuck…

Suddenly he pounces at the catnip and rolls around in it, purring loudly and pretty much getting hyped up on the shit.