Mar 12, 2016
In case you thought Bluesky was an isolated incident.
Mallory was just that alluring.
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In case you thought Bluesky was an isolated incident.
Mallory was just that alluring.
BlueSky Playbook: "Make her feel special. Suggest having sex with her will alleviate your boredom."
Also in his playbook: "Women need to be invited at least three times to the same event. This is how they know you're serious. If they haven't responded to your first two invites, it means they're waiting for your third... like Beetlejuice."
FATAL ERROR. ABORT ABORT!
I know we haven’t even met yet, and this is crazy, but I’mma drop the L-word. You should have my babies.
(For those of you keeping track, Mallory is actually a 30 year old straight cis male, who shared the login information for the account with about 45 other friends following a thread on one of my Facebook posts. Bluesky’s Playbook is a running commentary from some of those friends.)
Bluesky Playbook: "If she sounds insecure, offer to play with her breasts."
You can tell it’s a trap a mile away...
What. A. Dick.