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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Surviving the Game

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Surviving the Game

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we return to Gary Busey town and he brings the greatest backup cast for a ‘B’ movie ever! We saw Surviving the Game, along with Rutger Hauer, Ice-T, Charles S. Dutton, F. Murray Abraham, John C. McGinley!

The Action Star poll is in full effect! The category round pulled in 3600 votes and now we are hitting the brackets! Check the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures!

Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third on October 1st, watch for the poll!

Want to see me live? On October 3rd, I will be riffing Terminator with Cineprov!

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

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How will Surviving the Game stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Wild Wild West

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Wild Wild West

Welcome to our 200th movie! Along the way there have been repeats and side quests, but 200 different films have graced our screens and we have settled on the oft requested and much maligned Wild Wild West! One would think the star and director of Men In Black would put together a better movie, but they would be much mistaken. Does it have a mechanical spider that is the subject of Kevin Smith’s best story? Sure does! Do you see Will Smith’s nakedness (yep, from behind after having sex in the town’s water supply). Is it stunningly racist? Hoooooo-boy is it ever! Fun? Nope, not a bit! Here’s to 200 more!

The poll for our next month is closed! We are hunting humans for sport in September! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third, watch for the poll!

A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month on September 5th, we are riffing Robot Holocaust!

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

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How will Wild Wild West stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

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Ep 199: The Dark Crystal - Myopia: Defend Your Childhood

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Ep 199: The Dark Crystal - Myopia: Defend Your Childhood

Myopia: Defend Your Childhood has returned in triumph to talk about the cripplingly boring film, The Dark Crystal! We love Jim Henson, but wow. Anyway, welcome to Season 6! This season we are changing a few things. First, as mentioned at the end of last season, we will be going down to every other week. While this means less episode, it should mean more quality and an opportunity to do more fun episodes and random bonuses. Next, we are still doing theme months, but we are going to let you pick most of the themes! Check Twitter and Facebook for the categories and vote! Finally, thanks for listening in for five seasons, here is to many more!

A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month on September 5th, we are riffing Robot Holocaust!

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

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How will the Dark Crystal hold up when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matthew and Daniel

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Bond Summer ReRelease – Mission Briefing Presents Never Say Never Again – Myopia: Defend Your Childhood

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Bond Summer ReRelease – Mission Briefing Presents Never Say Never Again – Myopia: Defend Your Childhood

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Mission Briefing Summer ReRelease, we rewatch Thunderball, kinda. We saw Never Say Never Again! Sean Connery’s last stint as James Bond, for reals this time.

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff at Atlanta Comic Con! In August come watch me do a mystery riff! A fan will pick the movie out of a sack of selections! See the mystery riff!

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Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Panel: Jon and Daniel

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Bond Summer ReRelease – Mission Briefing Presents Diamonds are Forever – Myopia: Defend Your Childhood

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Bond Summer ReRelease – Mission Briefing Presents Diamonds are Forever – Myopia: Defend Your Childhood

This week, Bond finds Bambi and Thumper and starts a weird naming fetish. We see the final Sean Connery Bond Movie, or do we? We watched the slapstick Diamonds are Forever!

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff at Atlanta Comic Con! In August come watch me do a mystery riff! A fan will pick the movie out of a sack of selections! See the mystery riff!

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How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Mark, Jon, Jeremy

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Disremembered Part 5 - Something Something Disney

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Disremembered Part 5 - Something Something Disney

As we wrap up season 5, we take the second to last meander down the path of Michael Eisner. Daniel is rapidly speeding toward Eisner’s decline and, like all good Americans, he can partially blame the French. On to the fall of Disney’s second golden age!

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980’s John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines!

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As we remember Disney’s rise and fall under Michael Eisner!

Host: Daniel Panel: Jon and Nic

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Man of the House

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Man of the House

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we wrap our 2019 Public Defender Month! The Month of movie you wanted to defend, and we wrapped with a precocious kid classic! We saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas (or JTT as the girls I was in middle school with called him) and Chevy Chase (or douchebag as the actors who work with him called him) in Man of the House!

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Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee!

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How will Man of the House stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic Public Defendant: Erik Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Charlie

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Inspector Gadget

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Inspector Gadget

After technical issues, we are starting Public Defender Month with a selection from Kels on our Twitter feed who selected the movie that proves, after accidentally killing a man, Matthew Broderick will act in anything. We watched Inspector Gadget, how do you get such a simple movie so very wrong?

Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!

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How will Inspector Gadget stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic Public Defendant: Kels Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey