#dudgetlovers

[dudgetlovers]

Dust, Fidget, have you two ever done a little funny role play about you and Fidget being each other for a day?

“Not really... but now that you’ve mentioned it...”

Before Dust could finish his answer, Fidget suddenly cut him off. “Ha! Dust be me? That’s funny, he probably won’t be able to nail my awesome personality.” She giggles.

“Ohhh you really don’t think I could?” Dust smirks to her. 

“Uhh, well...” Rubbing the back of her neck while pondering the thought until she figured out what Dust was up to. 

“Don’t you even think about it, Dust!”

“This is going to make you sooooo mad, but I cannot resist this temptation any further, however, we’ll wait for this Anon’s response to see if they would like to see this happen.”

“Good, hmph!” Fidget crossed her arms while mumbling to herself. “Crazy husband trying something new to ruffle my fur.”

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If I can ask the kids this, who do they get along with best?

“Ohh that’s easy, it’s both of us!”

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“Ohhh, my freaking Falana! This is absolutely glorious! It’s-”

“Wait, that’s not Ahrah...” Dust zooms in on the picture and gets a closer look. “Is that... is that a banana I’m holding?” Questioning the image he was observing closely while scratching his head. “Gaaah!! It-it is a banana! Ahrah can’t see this picture of me wielding another weapon other than him! We gotta hide this picture!” Immediately hides it in a safe place. 

Phew, that was a close one. Thank you so much for sending this submission, I truly appreciate it.”

[dudgetlovers]

Ok dust ........ fidget spinner ever gave one to fidget as a joke.

“... Erm, I did one time, annnd she didn’t take it well, until I gave her some cupcakes to makeup.” Dust chuckles softly. “She’s cute when she angry, so I do intend on provoking her on purpose.” 

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“Ahhh, what a beautiful day, looks like spring weather has arrived.” Dust chuckles. He looks over to his nightstand where he keeps his Amazon Alexia. “Hey Alexia, what’s the temperature today?” 

Alexia 

“Today, it is 70 degrees. Tonight, expect a low of 45 degrees.”

“Perfect! Spring weather here I come!” Dust dashes outside. 

2 minutes later 

Rushes back inside the house. Shivering and jittering his teeth while holding himself to keep warm. “A-Alexia!...”

“You’re a freaking liar!” 

Alexia 

“I’m not always right, but I don’t lie.”

“Ugh, now you tell me...”

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"what if I told you?" PAUSE for effect. "That I'm the leader of the Super Smash Bros Ultimate Recon Team tasked to search for WORTHY combatants on other world's."

“I would immediately get right to work to prove my worth battling countless of monsters!”

“However...” Dust clears his throat. “I would have to wait for real danger to come up, because I don’t believe in starting conflicts with the monsters for no reason at all.”

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Dust how is your day?

“Crazy so far. A goose honked at me and stole my hat. I chased it down and found a picnic it set up by a lake... 

“Wait, why does that seem familiar to me... I feel like I played this as game before.”

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The young man would signal to the others on the caravan to let dust past. As dust arrived at the battle he would see the guards hiding behind their shields and using their spears, the creature was looking at them, it’s body covered in crimson armor plates made of what looked to be flesh, it’s body twitching violently making it look like multiple where taking the same space together, and finally on its back was the blade, a long black blade with jagged teeth along it, runes along its blade

Once Dust was allowed to pass, he nod his head to the young man in thanks and proceeds to the destination who was asked to go. He arrived and the sight he seen shocked him.

“Wh-Whoa, what in the heck is that thing?!” He questioned it’s appearance, looked around carefully to see if he could spot the guards. He saw them behind their shields, he could even see the fear in the eyes as they try to defend themselves from the hideous creature. Dust quickly bolted and stood in front the guards with his arms spread out. 

“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of him, but as of right now, I need you all to group together so I can lead you away from him, alright?” Dust said in serious yet soft caring tone to the guards.