Dust and Fidget, have you two ever had a disaster date? If so, what happened?
“This is one of the questions I pray not to find in our inbox, but I guess I could share details about what happened.”
“I still have flashbacks every now and then!”
“So… we, uh, got an invitation to attend a new restaurant in Falana. Fidget and I read the brochure, and got immediately intrigued, it looked very pleasing to eyes, so we were expecting to have a great time for a wedding anniversary date. It arrives, we travel to the restaurant, and you won’t believe the ridiculous line we saw.”
“There was at least 20 people, including families, and they were all complaining about the waiting period for a table. Fidget and I just shrugged and waited with them, keeping our patiences.”
“We waited for two hours till we were finally called in to take our seats. We went inside, and the place didn’t look anything like it did in the pictures, but we decided to not judge a restaurant by it’s cover, and sat down.”
“Our waitress arrived, she was extremely rude, and kept rushing us to figure out our orders so she could get on with her life.”
“She was chewing gum… heh… I wanted to chew her face!”
“And I was gonna let her… and I normally don’t encourage her in such things when it comes to people. Moving on, we placed our orders and waited for our food to arrive. Next thing, Fidget and I began to smell smoke coming from the crack of the kitchen doors. We were wondering if they were burning our food… We just sighed and minded our own business.”
“Then we smelled something good along with the smoke, then it started to get super warm around us… I could smell the scent of roasted nimbat…”
“It was my tail! My tail got caught on fire! And I hope no one ever does roast a nimbat, especially me! Then Dust’s cape got caught on fire! We were too busy trying to keep our patience that we didn’t even notice the fire!!”
“Yep, her tail tip literally got caught on fire along with the end of my cape. Thankfully Fidget learned water spells and helped me put the fire out through the whole restaurant. I was feeling concerned for the restaurant owners and such, so I searched the kitchen, I didn’t find anybody wounded, which was good… Until I saw they had escaped the back door and I found them all chatting and laughing. Seeing that really infuriated me… I went outside, scolded and questioned them where were they when the fire occurred? They responded “We stepped out while your food was cooking, it got a little burnt.” They laughed a little before adding “If we pay extra, they’ll replace our food.” After that response, I lost it. I yelled at them, and told them how irresponsible they were for leaving their posts when their paying customers food was cooking. No wonder why the kitchen got caught on fire!! Ohh and about Fidget’s tail, she’s okay. In all honesty, Fidget and I are use to this kind of thing on some terms. But still, if there were other customers in there besides Fidget and I, they could of been hurt really bad and somebody be ready to sue. So that was our anniversary date Disaster.”
“With all the disasters put aside, their restaurant got shut down for stupidity and neglecting the customers.”
“I’m a merciful guy, but I gotta say they deserved it. Next time we’re going to a restaurant we love or just cook at home.”
