Some of you shit fucks really shouldn’t be flying (driving). What do you dipshits think those light up runes (buttons) on your broom (car) are for? They’re called turn sigils (signals) for a reason. You use them before you turn, not just while turning. We can all see you fucking turning. Your turn sigils (signals) should be on for a minimum of 3 seconds, and even that’s only for emergencies. You stupid wastes of skin need to relearn how to fly (drive).
And other thing, if you ass spitters try and Command: Halt (brake check) in front of me, I will assume it is an assault upon my reputation and power (an insurance scam at my expense). You best pray to whatever false god you hold dear that I do not collide my broom with your momentum-less mop (crash my car into your brake checking ass) and that if I do, it creates an arcane rune warp that sends me to the end of all there could be (fatal car crash). Because if not, if I remain, I will grant you the death you so clearly yearn for, and I will wield both Fury and Damnation against you (I will beat you to death with the tire iron in my trunk and the hammer in my glovebox). And if I am only sent to the end of time (hospitalized), I will return even if I must claw my way back (fight hospital security), hunt you down, and gift unto you an ending most foul (mail you a pipe bomb in a box of multiple animal’s feces).
