#dumb ship things

[onlyteoristeor]

Parallels:

Mollymauk: Hey, Caleb. I’m fine if you skim something off the top, that’s fair, but be clever about it. Just distribute 60 or 70 percent of what you find, okay? Good boy. *Lil slap on the face*

Caleb: if you're a good boy we can have this every night.