#dumbass king

[ttmicrowave]

THE KING IN YELLOW CANONICALLY GOT TRAPPED IN MINECRAFT ON MY TOMODACHI LIFE??????

[hy3ma90sqz1h]

[utilitycaster]

I love how Yussa was trapped in Cognouza for all of 5 days max. Like, I'm pretty sure I've had worse work weeks.

[fire-hashira]

Lazuli being Lazuli pt 2

Lazuli: *humming In the heights*

Solomon: YOU AIN'T GOT NO SKILL!

Lazuli: BENNY!!!!

*they continue the rest of the song*

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Lazuli: *peacefully painting his nails*

Mammon: *barges in* OI HUMAN!

Lazuli: BITCH YEET! *throws the nail polish at Mammon*

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Solomon: *sees Lazuli cooking in purgatory hall* hey watch you cooking?

Lazuli: Ham

Solomon: lemme help you

*later that night*

Simeon: so what did you cook?

Lazuli: Eliza style Ham-

Simeon and Luke: wha-

Lazuli: Solomon help 😒

Solomon: I helped 😊

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Asmo: last night was crazy!

Lazuli: well, it wasn't Bali crazy-

Asmo:

Lazuli:

Asmo: bitch spill the tea now

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*vine inspired!*

Lazuli: hey Satan want this can?

Satan: *takes it* this bitch empty, YEET

also Satan: *throws it at Lucifer*

Lazuli: ight Immma head out bye-

Lucifer: SATAN! LAZULI!

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Lazuli: *breathes*

Solomon: *looks at Lazuli* bitch

Lazuli:.....why am I dating you-

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Lazuli: Siri call dad

Siri: calling daddy

Lazuli: WAIT NOT DA-

Solomon: What?!

[wieldedhonor]

HE CAME HOME !!! HE IS THE FIRST SERVANT THAT I HAVE AS MUSE THAT IS NOW IN MY CHALDEA

[xmenred2022]

Gambit doesn't have a phone because every time he gets one within the first day he clicks on a "there are hot horny singles in your area" ad and his phone gets infected with like 18 different viruses

[xmarksthescott]

dumbass. baby. baby boy

[theboost]

Stefan: Hrrn I'm trying to hide the fact that I'm a vampire from Elena but I'm dummy stupid and the sounds of my bad lies keep making her suspicious