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I’m collecting a series of testimonials

#this is the brand I have built for myself

Doing important work

#the only thing here I’m not 100% sure on is true lies

Bob Hoskins does lowkey have a crazy sexual energy in the super marios bros

Dating Thomas Blake headcanons (Thomas Blake x gender neutral reader)

- he leaves you for Deadshot

#catshot

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Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

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Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

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#cobra kai adult subplot

I’m sorry I just can’t stop thinking about lost

What if you were a CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL and you didn’t know how to deal with it so you SUBCONSCIOUSLY PROJECTED YOUR DESIRES onto your ALOOF STEPSISTER and then you GOT IN A PLANE CRASH and YOU DEVELOPED A CRUSH on a CRAZY OLD MAN and he made you CLIMB A CLIFF and get to a DIFFERENT CRASHED PLANE and then you FELL DOWN

#lost #you do forget sometimes that gay Boone is the funniest character of all time

#lost #he’s literally nice

youre getting LOST

been thinking about lost recently so I decided to revisit an episode… unfortunately they put cocaine in it and I simply can’t be trusted. I’m lost as fuck

#aadamantine #[ripping open shirt] I LOVE LOST

Okay jack off session over

#I’ll be honest it will happen again

I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME, OKAY, BECAUSE IM ASKING YOU A FAVOR. CHRISSY. IM STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE SAME SUIT THAT IM WEARING TO MY FATHERS FUNERAL AND IM ASKING YOU A FAVOR. IN SIXTEEN HOURS I NEED TO LAND AT LAX, AND I NEED THAT COFFIN TO CLEAR CUSTOMS BECAUSE THERES GONNA BE A HEARSE WAITING THERE. AND I NEED THAT HEARSE TO TAKE ME AND THAT COFFIN TO A CEMETERY. WHY, CHRISSY? WHY CANT I JUST BRING HIM TO A FUNERAL HOME AND MAKE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS, WHY CANT I JUST REALLY TAKE MY TIME WITH IT? BECAUSE- BECAUSE I NEED IT TO BE DONE. I NEED IT TO BE OVER. I JUST- I NEED TO BURY MY FATHER

#lost #jacks first white woman freak out…#also people that hate jackfaces are weak. that’s acting baby. that’s television

Locke (crazy) telling Jack (crazy) that he can’t be going crazy because crazy people don’t know they’re crazy… it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”

#lost #it’s honestly so funny to see them not at each others throats

Taking time out of his busy schedule of drinking and cheating on his wife to bully this child… christian is going to hell man

#telling my gay ass loser son that he doesn’t have what it takes as a prank #his name is JACK. FROMLOST. and I love him so much. genuinely my pookie forever #I always forget that christian wasn’t in the pilot like I forgot this was a reveal #lost

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Started to rewatch an episode of lost. Received psychic damage from accidental foreshadowing. I can’t do this

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On the plus side it does make some stuff a lot funnier. Like oh my god IS the extreme stress over his need to save everyone combined with his lack of sleep actually driving Jack crazy? No. He’s actually just being pranked by a smoke monster.

#god sawyer is such a fucking pervert #sorry unrelated. also this was before Holloway had the accent ‘ironed out’ so he sounds normal sometimes. it’s cute #lost

Started to rewatch an episode of lost. Received psychic damage from accidental foreshadowing. I can’t do this

#god I have to be vague in case of Sam but [redacted] saying he doesn’t swim… oh god

One of these days someone should make a show about a guy with a dead wife

Is Elliot Stabler #darkwoke or does he just like to yell

#been watching a lot of law and order clips while I crochet

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