Jun 1
Oh, shiiiiiiit…when I was living at my apartment back then, I made a badass kickass Mace years back (still have it; a long table leg, chain, spiked ball).
I was outside downstairs in a rear courtyard irresponsibly swinging it around hardcore (butterfly pattern) when the damn ball with all those fucking sharpass long screws that I bullnose-cut into Diagonal Points suddenly just detached from the chain's EyeScrew (damn threads were too shallow; wrong EyeScrew) & ~FLEW~ hard & fast into a brick wall right behind me.
FWAK! (took a chunk out of the brick)
Ooooo…one of my pothead buddies was right there watching from her doorway. She was FREEEEEEEAKED-THE-FUCK-OUT!
#MeToo. #OhhhhhSHIT! #SomebodyCouldveBeenWalkingBy...🩸🩸🩸
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