#dumbledore!

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

*a doe patronus vanishes into the night* Dumbledore: *turning around with tears in his eyes* After all this time, Severus? Snape: … Aaaaalwayyssss… Dumbledore: Snape: Dumbledore: Snape: Dumbledore: Bro bffr imma be honest with you rn ain’t it time to get over your fucking ex by now? Calm yo tits dawg you two were eleven and she’s fucking dead Snape: Technically she isn’t even my ex… we never were- Dumbledore: EXACTLY BLUD YOU TWO WEREN’T EVEN A THING LIKE DUDE ACCEPT IT SHE CHOSE THE GRYFFINDOR JOCK OVER YOU AND SHE HAD HIS BABY Snape: … Dumbledore: And now, she dead! Goddayum bruv

[khnstllflwr]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry y'all cruel

[akiralazuli]

I came out here to have a good time, and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

I am in this picture and I do not like it.

[wallopthewicked]

[memewarmachinerox]

This one is only sort of a meme, but still a classic. I suspect some of you young’uns may have never been exposed to the glory of Potter Puppet Pals.

[justdrarryme]

What is the mysterious ticking noise? Not over here... Not over there... It's kinda... Catchy... Snape, Snape, Severus Snape Snape, Snape, Severus Snape Dumbledore! Snape, Snape, Severus Snape Dumbledore! Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Dumbledore! Snape, Ron, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley Dumbledore! Snape, Ron, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley Dumbledore! Snape, Ron, Hermione Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Dumbledore!

I’ve gotta say, this is definitely right up there as one of the best asks I’ve ever received and it totally made my day, so thank you Nonnie, I really needed this today, it’s been a shit week, lol. 

So much love to you Xxxx

[satan-is-punk-rock]

Snape's Routine

Snape- *gets up*

Snape- uggg another day in this, gruesome, bald world.

Snape- *rolls eyes*

Snape - Uggg whatever.

Snape-*grumpy af (as usual)*

Snape-*rolls eyes again*

Snape-*thinks about lily evans*(is still in denial)

Snape- time to eat this tastless liquid thing know as soup.

Snape - whatever.

Snape- idiots.

Snape-morons

Snape - is it even possible to be this dumb?

Snape- *rolls eyes* everyone is so dumb

Snaoe- get smarter you idiot

Snape -*rolls eyes*

Snape-*think about Lily Evans*

Snape- *doesn't grumps*

Snape-*finds the cure of cancer*

Snape-*finds how to end world poverty*

Snape-* shrugs* meh. Whatever

Snape- liLY EVANS!

Snape- *sighs*

Snape- * thinks about taking a shower*

Snape- nahhhh, just took one 7 days ago

Snape- LILY EVANS!

Snape- *grumps*

Snape- * goes to bed think about Lily Evans, before 'The incident'