YO WHAT UP! YOUR FAV DUMMY LESBIAN GIRL IS BACK WITH CRACKHEAD THOUGHTS! TODAY’S MENU? FEM LUKE
Ok everyone . I hope that everyone that fallows have some starwars fandom interest. And if you do i hope you have seen the Female Mark Hamill pic!
Let me tell you. THAT PICTURE IS HOT
SO i got thinkin (yeah that was a super weird experience i dont recommend thinking at all unless you are thinking aobut girls)
So in all my crackhead loving star wars fanatism i began to think about every AU possible with the FEMLuke. Which was a problem because....
I MEAN. Would Padme have called Luke Leia if he was born a pretty girl? Would FemLuke still grow in Tattooine? Would she be a super bad ass rebel agent as Leai? Would she still be a crackhead girl making Broom broom nosies with her toy ship in Tatooine?
CAN YOU IMAGINE? OBI WAN teaching FemLuke while Han makes nasty comments ? Would Vader and the Empire be 100 times more ANGRY that a GIRL blew the Death Star?
What about MaleLeia? Would he be a jedi? WHAT IF THE BOTH WERE GIRLS??? IMAGINE FEMALE TWINS TAKING OWN THE EMPIRE?
Leia giving advices on makeup and clothes to FemLuke all while they kil stormtroopers left and right
Would Fem Luke be better as a Jedi or the Princess behind the Rebel Alliance?
IF YOU KNOW ANY AU WITH FEMLUKE PLS SEND IT MY WAY
ALSO I SUGEST CALLUNG FEM LUKE, LUCY