Movies from the bowels of satan (X men origins: wolverine)
This movie makes X men the last stand look like Laurence of Arabia! I mean the jackasses that made this movie must have thought “Let’s make a worse movie so that X men the last stand won’t get heted as much!” Not only that we have Cyclops in ths “Origin” Story (I put it in quotes because the continuity is so half assed!) And not only do we get to destroy Cyclops we have Deadpool with his mouth sewn shut it like making Deathstroke a retard.
Alright bub let’s dance! (GEt’s ass kicked!0 Look pal you are not Deadpool and I will not lose to you!!!!!! (Something glows!)
Tobaspino? You want me to use you? Alright BRAVE IN!!!!!! (Gaburincho Tobaspino) Kyoryu change!!!!! (Does silly dance!) FIRE!!!!!
THE invincible brave Kyoryu Navy!!!! (Destroys Dumbpool!)
Next Time:
In Brightest day in drakest night no movie will escape my sight.