How do I deal with murder hobos in my campaigns? Simple. I DO IT BACK.
You want to attack some innocent merchants because they are working their jobs leaving you alone? GOOD. DO IT. Little did you know that the old halfling woman you just destroyed the cart of because she wouldn’t sell you a potion for a copper is actually a world renowned fighter who will beat you with her giant crystal and I will make her win. What? You don’t like people standing up for themselves,,,LIKE THEY WOULD IRL???
And before the “you’re taking the fun out of dnd bleh bleh bleh” Do you REALLY think forcing the entire party into pointless combat over and over again and specifically going against the dm’s story is fun for ANYONE ELSE?

















