#dunkass

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H O M O - E R O T I C  T E N S I O N  Y O U  D U N K A S S

[gustavasa]

Bad fiction ideas part 1:

i want to write a story where theres a guy who can shapeshift, like fully change any part of their body, BUT they have to know exactly what theyre doing. like, they cany just think "cat claws" and grow cat claws, they have to think "mass of keratin in a curved pyramid which grows from my fingers." and then they grow the claws, theyre excited, and then the claws fall off becauae they forgot to add like blood vessels and stuff that actually attatches the claws to their body. i want this power to only be usable after you master biology and know every single possible biological substance, and then i want to give this power to a real GOOBER. like an absolute DUNKASS. a real GARBONZO. i want to see my pathetic introverted twink in mortal peril accidentally growing extra teeth or randomly bleeding and passing out bc he routed his bloodvessels wrong. i'd then end up giving him body dismorphia of a sort bc he realizes he cant "reset" his body and get rid of what he changes, he's just been doing what he's doing in reverse and sorta eyeballing it. im gonna give this man an existential crisis about not actually being himself, and his story arc either ends with acceptance or he tries to shapeshift his brain to get rid of these feelings and ends up going insane/dying.

[scubeds]

statement proven CORRECT actually you donhave friends dunkass

Dunkass.

Great job anon, you’re doing amazing

[whitewhalewasted]

Ok I know I’ve been talking about Zevran a lot but this motherfucker cannot lockpick jack SHIT bro, why do I even bring u along if u can’t do it job

[metallucia]

I tried uploading an image set of the shinies I found yesterday but I accidently started uploading them on another blog

So I panicked and deleted the entire app to stop it

[homestucky]

i know this will make me look like a crappy bag of toe nail clippings but i  see posts going around like ‘poor people will buy u a pizza and rich people are rlly tight uwu ppl with less money are so generous they are angels’ and it just makes me feel bad becuase im not at all well off, my family really struggle with money and i NEVER had any, and no it does not come naturally therefore for me to offer it to people!! in theory i wpould be happy to since being nice is more important but seriously it just makes me think of situations where i had literally No Money and so was not beautiful selfless angel poor person because how could i give people money i didnt have????? would love to be that way but sometimes you cant! now ive got a job so i def can but im no good at it and i dont know how to make people accept money 

[lizardpunch]

ok how and why

[hatelationships]

just little rose things

being called a dunkass by an omniscient being