Assigned Hater At Birth @whitewhalewasted - Tumblr Blog

she let me hit cuz im freaking it scared and high as fuck

blackwall | rainier - six of swords

1/3 of my postcards for @dragonageannual 2026! excited to see people getting their bundles and cards (please share if you have...)

#ten years of being hopelessly infatuated with this white boy. here’s to ten more.

Deadass I might be aromantic. I don't know. I also don't care

#still want a partner still wanna fuck #happy pride i guess

See, what I really wanna know about people from the 1400s is what did they do when they were feeling themselves. What did they do when they were feeling fine as shit and fuckable as hell.

Like did they pose in the reflection of their local lake. Did they put their hands on their waist and appreciate whatever kind of cunty curve they had going on. Did they run their hands down their sides and think their own version of ‘goddamn I’ve got that shit on’. How. How did you do it, people of old.

If I had chosen my name now, I think I would’ve named myself Cody. Or Cooper. I feel like the world is missing our Codys and our Coopers

Every time a piece of media has a man who likes getting spoken down ,to I smile like a hyena.

Eyes deep in the hooch got me seeing men like meat

The thing about those avant-garde music bastards is that they’ll be racking up a solid 10k monthly listeners and still be asking for 60 smackerels for a ticket

#I went to see Powerman 5000 for what would’ve been twenty bucks. Ak’Chamel should not be asking for 58 bucks a ticket

wtpmmm

#musicposting #kmfdm album symbols my beloved

Every “private collector” of dinosaur fossils will be reincarnated as the fly upon shit for their next trillion incarnations

whitewhalewasted

Lord God I can't do it anymore. Can you send to me a long-haired man who's such a masochist it's a little concerning. Lord God. Are you listening to me. Did you get my message

whitewhalewasted

I would kill myself on live television and shed all of my insecurities for one night with a man who has beautiful long hair and is an extreme masochist. I will start believing in you if you give this to me Lord God. I would do anything. I would do it all.