Little girl: I like your costume! Are you a mermaid? Me: Yes! LG: What's your name? Me: Valerie. LG: No, your mermaid name! Me: *thinks a second* Lorelei. LG: Wow! *bops off to buy mutiple tickets and dunk me about half a dozen times while exulting in getting splashed* #americanajubilee #dunktank #mermaid #elginil #4thofjuly (at Side Street Studio Arts)











