Miscellaneous batcave rules
-no eating fruit in the cave
The bats are fruit bats, if you want an apple for yourself eat it upstairs otherwise the bats will for you
-stop suggesting putting a bell on Cass
They tried, she learnt how to walk around without it ringing, it doesn’t work
-stop flash banging your siblings
Not even just applicable to duke, Jason seems really keen to blind dick
-when Harley Quinn randomly breaks in stop asking to steal her hyenas
You don’t need anymore pets Damian and Steph can’t take them for you either
-refrain from standing on work benches
There’s too much equipment for you to ‘Tony stark’ on the counters, it’s not a good idea
-keep to the areas of the cave on the map
It is just a cave system, you will get lost if you wander off, Tim went missing for 2 days down there once, don’t try
Just in case someone breaks in who shouldn’t, this one is never followed
-the batcomputer is for batwork only
Stop playing CoD on it Tim. Just stop
-please use you’re own bathroom or the bathrooms upstairs to dye hair
Directed at Kate, red hair dye looks a lot like blood in the showers and Bruce almost had a heart attack
-don’t use the fire poles if you have a injured arm
Dick threw himself down one of them and made it worse so it’s banned now
-use the training equipment to train, not anything else
The amount of gymnastics mats that have been used as weapons is ridiculous
