I still can't believe Dutch and Mike Barnes canonically called Daniel "sweetheart"
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I still can't believe Dutch and Mike Barnes canonically called Daniel "sweetheart"
(More on the domestic shenanigans side but...) In the A/B/O universe where Daniel has kids with each of the Cobras, how were you imagining their gaggle of children? Robby, Sam, and Anthony are givens, but for the remaining 2 (or more), do you think any other canon characters would fit there or would OCs work better for them? Personally I think it would be really funny for Demetri to be one, since he and Sam and Robby already had that sibling-like friendship dynamic in S2. Also the idea of the Cobras, peak 80s movie bullies, having to parent their nerd children (I remember you Science Camp!Sam...) makes me laugh. Make Johnny Lawrence have to help with algebra homework. I didn't imagine Eli as one though, mostly because I find it more interesting for him to grow up overhearing rumors about his classmates and their "unconventional" parental set up. The other adults make it seem like they live in a den of sin* and all the kids are feral backyard children who have to fend for themselves. How else could it possibly be when there was that straight decade of Daniel constantly being pregnant? But then Demetri asks him to come over and play Minecraft and their house is just like, aggressively normal. It's just that there's always at least 2 parents at home at any given time.
(*The rumors and background whispering would be like the dick billboard weirdness, except spread out for basically all of the kids' school lives and also correctly identified as sexual harassment, whoops. I'd imagine Daniel wouldn't be thrilled if his kids got into fights trying to protect his "honor," especially since I don't think the Cobras would have the same view either. They'd say "nice" behind Daniel's back and take the kid out for ice cream.)
Oh, I haven't thought of that verse in a while. What a pleasant blast from the past.
I know people usually headcanon Robby as Daniel and Johnny's kid, and I do see why, but do to my faceapp adventures I honestly see him more as Daniel's child with Kreese. But for the sake of the universe it fits that he's the first born.
Sam is Jimmy's baby, and Anthony is Dutches', since they are the only two cobras with dark hair.
For the rest of them I honestly think I envisioned oc's, but I hadn't put that much thought into it.
I usually headcanon Dimitri as Terry and Daniel's child because he's tall, smart, and has dark hair. (While also being skinny and charmingly goofy like Daniel.)
I could see him in this universe as more of one of their school friends who comes over often and serves as a straight man to the rest of their sitcom shenanigans.
I envision Daniel making some sort of quip once though, in the midst of all the chaos, and Dimitri is running around trying to be helpful, bless his heart , Daniel off handedly says "and that's why you're my favorite kid."
(the joke obviously being that he's around so much they practically share custody of him with his bio parents. )
Unfortunately Robby is always the sensitive one, and takes it to heart juuuuust a little bit and Daniel has to sit him down and explain.
'it was just a joke sweetheart, yes I know, it wasn't very funny. No, I'm not mad. I love you so much, never forget that "
Bless his heart, johnny is not good at helping with homework. He's better at doing things like setting up swing sets.
Tommy is a stay at home alpha, and does a lot of the day to day upkeep. I imagine Bobby helps a lot with the homework because he strikes me as studious, having gone to seminary school and all.
It does definitely confuse people, their set up. Because alphas are considered so territorial. Some people don't even understand how they could share. But for them the more the merrier and it is a lot of work raising all of their kids, but that's the good thing about having so many parents around, it does take a village after all.
They very much are not hands off parents, they all bring something different to the table.
Omg. Daniel, the milf. He's an enigma amongst the omega community. So many people secretly wish to be him. Or to live vicariously through him. While also confirming him for his "lifestyle."
People are confused as to how he even managed to juggle so many alphas. They expect he must do not much else than kay around with his legs open. Which is false, but, once the pups are grown they do know better than to walk into a room without knocking.
Also, Daniel likes to watch as the alphas play with each other.
Other omegas definitely talk trash bout them, and their alpha children take offense. Daniel doesn't like when they haul off and deck someone over it. Deep down he is secretly just a little please, because he is a hot head after all, but he makes sure to get the point across that violence is only a tool used by fools and cowards.
But yeah. Johnny and Dutch definitely high five them for it. It's probably Sam.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Karate Kid (Movies), Cobra Kai (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dutch/Daniel LaRusso Characters: Dutch (Karate Kid), Daniel LaRusso Additional Tags: Fighting Kink, up against the lockers, Naughty Summary:
Dutch is feeling pissed off that Daniel has been allowed a free pass and a spot in the All-Valley Tournament. He sees him at school alone and has a chance to let him know EXACTLY how he feels.
Song Title: Young Blood - 5 Seconds of Summer
I like how you self-identify as a filthy multi-shipper... because so am I. What are some of your ships? (Feel free to give as comprehensive an answer as you'd like.)
I'm gonna guess this is for tkk/CK. (If I went into my ships from other fandoms this would be a book. )
Hmmm. So. When I joined the fandom upon the release of S3, I was drawn in specifically by lawrusso. I had just started petering out of the IT fandom and they reminded a fair amount of Reddie. The angst with the possibility of slow burn with a happy ending got me.
But at the time there were some very good silverusso fanfics that I had read out of curiosity.
Once I watched the movies (after I watched seasons 1-3) I gained like 38366262 ships because Daniel is my fandom bicycle and I want everyone to get a ride.
I can and have shipped him with most tkk/CK characters because I find each ship to offer something interesting.
I started out a lawrusso stan. I still ship them. It's a ship with good bones. Unfortunately some negative sides of fandom (Daniel haters) ruined it for me for a while. But they're still one of my main ships and I have 2 wips for them currently. My favorite flavor of them is angry teen lawrusso.
My relationship with the ship changed a lot between the before and after of watching the original trilogy.
Obviously, I'm silverusso trash. Everything about them fascinates me. Plus it's highly aesthetic and lends well to a large number of my kinks. I also prefer them on the angsty side (I mean, it is canon. Plus the toxicity of messed up ships is like. The explicit appeal. ) but have been known to indulge in some fluff au's. It's the ship I've written the most for and get asked about the most. It's full of delicious horror romance tropes tbh. Or, if you want. You can go full angst and whump Daniel hard.
I also really ship danzen, even though I should write more for them and finish my wips of them. Chozen has one of the most interesting character arcs of any of the "karate rivals." It's a true enemies to lovers ship. Only Chozen is also like a night in shining armor now. His character development relies heavily on themes of shame, acceptance, and forgiveness. Daniel literally changed Chozen's life in a way that CANNOT be understated.
I also shipped LaBarnes before it was cool (I say as it has like... 6 shippers lol. ) Out of pure curiosity. Mike doesn't have a lot going on in the movie and that made him a fun character to play with. Especially the angle of "I'm in it for the money." Plus he keeps calling Daniel things like sweetheart and saying he owns his ass so...
And then his redemption in CK s5 gives us a lot to play with as well.
Daniel and Ali I ship as cute goofy teenagers figuring things out.
KUMIKO IS Daniel's FIRST TRUE LOVE. And I will fight people on that. It's love that was meant to be then wasn't. Two ships passing in the night. They changed each other forever in their short time together, and obviously never really "got over" each other. It's sweet and pure and heartbreaking.
Daniel and Amanda I ship because they give so many bi4bi #gender goals vibes. Amanda is just as unhinged as Daniel, and I think he needs that. I think they balance each other out in a way that really works. They subvert the typical tropes of a male/female romance with their character types. Also the height difference is hot.
Daniel and Kreese is something I never thought I would ship, but eventually the brain worms got to me. I just find Kreese's mind so morbidly fascinating. He was truly obsessed with Daniel. Why? There is so much to play with. Plus, it's also aesthetically pleasing and anons have tricked me into writing domestic au's for my hate-fucking ship.
I ship Daniel with all the Cobras. Usually as a group although I do think Dutch had something Going On given how he acts in the locker room scene. Incredibly feral.
There's probably more that I'm forgetting, and I'm not gonna get into the ot3's or I'll be here all day. Lol.
(whatever the fuck is going on between Kreese/Silver/Daniel has bewitched me though. )
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Edit: I forgot I also wrote samtory and cobra husbands. Samtory are feral angry girls and I love that for them. I ship cobra husbands only in the most heartbreaking way.
asdfghjkl your tags. 🧐🧐 how dare you. have me wanting high school aus with Daniel as the most popular cheerleader with all the various jocks after him. he is legit a serial flirt. i can see this.
different boyfriend every week. constantly swarmed by boys holding his books for him. breaking up fights in the cafeteria. plsss. 💅🏼
Took me a hot second to get my brain back online after the weekend but I assume this is in response to Ralph being a playful little whore while slapping Billy's tits?
There is a Daniel x cobras au where instead of being driven to beat him up the cobras have a gross teen boy rivalry over who will get in Daniel's pants first.
Daniel still meets Ali on the beach that day, only Johnny never feels the need to show off in such an aggro way. Instead he watches from a distance as he sees this annoying (and cute) stick of a kid flirting with his ex girlfriend. What has he got that Johnny doesn't have?
In this au let's say that Daniel still does karate, but Kreese and Johnny are less 80's villian and more repressed nerds. Daniel always feels like Johnny and his goons are staring at them but they never try anything so he shrugs it off.
Then, maybe as he's trying to get serious about dating Ali he joins the cheerleading squad to spend more time with her?
He ends up being a flyer because he doesn't have the muscles to be one of those people at the bottom of the pyramid.
(yes, a cheerleader skirt will play into this, but it's probably one of the other girls' that he borrows just to be a tease. His normal uniform is cute little shorts.)
Somewhere along the way Daniel and Ali realize they're better off as friends and Ali is like "btw, Daniel, when are we gonna talk about the fact that my ex totally wants to bone you?"
Daniel is the special kind of flirt where he underestimates his own appeal. So he figures the boys are just weird around him because teen boys are weird in general. Maybe they have some issue with Daniel being surrounded by cute girls all the time? The dichotomy of doing both karate and cheerleading is too much for their small town minds.
It makes sense now though... The way the football players will gossip in the lunch room about him.
It doesn't make sense to them. He's so girly and yet so popular with the girls?
They start making rumors that he's the school whore. Very similar to the canon blowjob jokes Sam and Daniel got ( at the same time) in s1.
Because they simply cannot come to terms with these strange and complicated feelings he gives them!
Daniel does his best to ignore it until one day one of the jerks is going really in depth about what he got Daniel to do with him behind the bleachers, ( "he'll let you get your fingers in him. His dick leaks for it. Wet like a girl.")
just as Daniel is about to let this guy know he wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell, Johnny and the Cobras lose it and start wailing on him.
Daniel has a revelation. He can use this. A smile here and a wink there and he's got these boys eating out of the palm of his hands.
He asks them if they're gonna watch him cheer at the football game, (he mentions something about how teddy or whoever has been getting awfully up close and personal lately) he suddenly has a little group of guard dogs.
He asks the boys to help him stretch in karate class (similar to the INFAMOUS stretching scene in tkk3) and their brains and dicks go offline for at least 20 minutes.
Daniel says he's cold? He doesn't even know whose jacket this is around his shoulders.
Daniel wants a ride home? No problem.
Ali looks at what she has helped cause: Daniel is clearly too powerful.
It ends up in some sort of happy poly situation with Daniel x Cobra gang bangs occasionally because I'm just in that kind of mood tbh.
Bonus points for being easily applied to an abo scenario. (Perhaps this is what happens before Daniel manages to snag himself five alphas and is continuously knocked up for a decade?)
(pack bitch Daniel rights!)
Annoyed that my terrible brain can’t just leave porn scenarios as porn and I keep thinking too much about the housekeeping logistics omega!Daniel would have to do raising a family with the cobras. Good thing all these boys are rich because the space needed alone! Also, the idea of people finding it either weirdly sweet or completely scandalous over the Cobras all sharing parenting duties and not seeming too concerned about sticking to “their” kid (the implication of them not knowing/caring to know…). I lost many hours down in researching polyandry in various cultures, help me just enjoy the idea of Daniel spending the better part of a decade pregnant than not in peace.
That's me though!! Like, I think my turn around on prompts is usually pretty quick, but I'll start free writing a few paragraphs of smut and then be like "okay but WHY is this happening? " And then I need to come up with an entire backstory.
I've decided to accept the fact that it's just my process.
okay but that pic of Macchio surrounded by all those basketball players who tower over him looks like the start of a cheesy porn video lol.
or: omega!daniel surrounded by alphas...
Gonna imagine this as all of the of Cobra's/Daniel since I haven't played with them in a while.
Omega Daniel surrounded by alphas is a thing though. Like.
Was that not just the original movie?
In a scenario where Johnny is emotionally intelligent enough to realize his anger at Daniel is made up of all sorts of internalized shit, Daniel just becomes the shared toy of the Cobras.
Instead of bullying him they welcome him. He starts hanging off of their arms at school. He's their good luck charm before matches. (Or maybe it's an au where they play football or something idk.)
They have their own personal cheerleader. Spunky and full of fire.
They already share everything, why not a boyfriend? Which is very easily moved into an abo universe where they are a pack of alphas (maybe some betas) and Daniel is their claimed omega.
It's uncommon for one pack to have so many alphas and only one omega, but what can Daniel say? He's a hard worker. 😉
I imagine they're not a proper pack while still in high school. They don't lay claiming marks on one another until they're all in their mid 20's and shit is starting to calm down.
It's probably seen as deviant for so many alphas and betas to be close like that.
(maybe some intercobra shipping? I always headcanoned Dutch had a thing for Johnny)
Everything about them goes against traditional abo conventions.
I mean, there's porn featuring the one lone omega and their group of alphas, but it's not usually more than two or three. Four if they're getting adventurous. But that's just porn. Not real life.
Right?
(also, let's say that male omegas are significantly more rare than female because it's a fun trope.)
Daniel is at the same time both a picture perfect example of an omega, and a terrible one.
Daniel has an attitude, and a temper. And he doesn't care how people think omegas "should" act.
Some people wonder why they would choose such an unruly omega, but others understand the appeal of properly training him to submit.
The thing is that while Daniel may be no wall flower, he doesn't have any sort of internalized hang ups about being an omega. And if he wants to have five hot boyfriends, he's gonna have five hot boyfriends. He's not gonna just roll over and make it easy for them. Not if they're being assholes.
But if they are being good alphas then he's a text book good omega. Sexually submissive. A caretaker. Etc.
He's spoiled rotten.
I wonder when they start thinking about having kids?
Maybe after they make it official that they are bonded as a pack. The cobras are all doing decently well, and Daniel's biological clock is ticking.
(he didn't think that was an actual thing. But after sharing heats with all of them the filthy dirty talk of the cobras getting Daniel knocked up is starting to sound more and more appealing.)
Somehow they come to the agreement that they won't stop until Daniel has a bio kid with each of his other pack members.
He's gonna spend his 20's and 30's busy that's for sure.
wip tag game
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Post your WIP file names (no matter how nondescript or off the wall), let people ask about them, and reply with a snippet or description or other related blabbering!
okay, this is so ludicrous that it needs to be behind a readmore, and will also be separated by ship. I am tagging @phoomwhoosh @amorphousgenderlesscryptid possibly the only two people who could have as many wips as me? also, anyone who has a crazy amount of wips who would like to read themselves to filth. oh, and also, fellow silverusso trash @merv606 @ziltoidcoffee @disbear