#duuhhhh

[sweeethearts]

LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY ANTHEM RN

[troubled-dork]

So… what horror movie character should I be dressed as while I pound your tight little pussy hard and choke you?

either ghostface or michael myers uwu👉🏻👈🏻

[kuzenbros]

Hmmmm

[bun-ky]

i just realized peridot’s gun thing is like samus’ arm cannon

[dariamorgandabber]

*reading about Sienna MIller's GI Joe Workout Plan* "By introducing weight training, her metabolism was sent into overdrive, " *Facepalms self so hard for not realizing this is why I've been hungry all the time lately way sooner*

[50urgr4p35]

'brill'

Shout out to my 'brill' friend brillashton . 

If you guys love/like 5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) [I like to call it 5sauce], follow her~~ 

Erin, be thankful I' m promoting you even though you have at least 2000000 more followers than I do. You never know :3 

[consolecadet]

wait.....it is probably not a coincidence that the first of my shirts to not fit any more were all women's shirts

[no-stalgia]

sometimes i feel so alone but i know, for sure, i have the best friends in the whole world!!!! they couldn't be any better!!