#duuni

[karilapio]

ÄLÄ vaan sano - prätkähiiret

[its-us-incorrect-quotes]

Duni: I can’t open anything! I’m too gay!

Uni: Hit the lid against the edge of the countertop!

Duni: *gasp* And damage the marble?!

Uni: Just, like, tap it! You don’t have to swing it like a sledgehammer.

Duni: You want me to yeet the pickle jar?

Dawn: Do NOT yeet the pickle jar!

[karilapio]

Tekiks se jotain pahaa sulle? Pahempaa... se tarjos duunii

Aina kun meinaa ahdistaa palkkatyön puute, saan voimaa siitä, että Prätkähiiret on elämäntapatyöttömiä

[karilapio]

Työsuhdeauto

Työsuhdeasunto

Työsuhdeväkivalta

[its-us-incorrect-quotes]

Uni: Ugh, I couldn’t sleep at all last night.

Ashlie, grinning: You know, when you can’t sleep, that means someone is thinking about you~

Uni: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3 in the morning?

Duni, eavesdropping: s h i t

[its-us-incorrect-quotes]

Duni: So, lemme get this straight.

Duni: You… were dating Uni? The pug? The blue one?

Duni, pulling out a picture: Looks like this?

Whoever he had a kid with after season one: I-I guess? If that’s my place in the timeline, then yes.

Duni:

Duni: *slowly looks them up and down*

Duni:

Duni: ...yup. I can kill you.

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Duni, recording: My boyfriend here...

Duni, placing a hand on Uni’s shoulder: My boyfriend here is very smart

Uni: ...What-?

Duni: Lemme finish.

Uni: Oh no.

Duni: ...spell “pterodactyl”.

Uni: *has been around books for too long cuz of the dam library and could probably spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” backwards with too much ease to be allowed*

Uni: ... ... ...

Uni: P, T-

Duni: Yeah, where the hell do you hear ”PPPHT” in “pTerodactyl”?

[its-us-incorrect-quotes]

Uni: How do I know you don’t just love me for my money??

Duni: Sweetie. A total value of all your possessions wouldn’t buy you a single chicken nugget.