#duuudee

[ihaznoclue]

This is a crack fic, this based on Australians (mostly me)

So like imagine trying to communicate with Ghost who is British lol

"God I wish I had a sanga right about now" You grumbled as your hungry grew while on a mission

"A What?" Ghost was confused

"A sanga.. you know a sausage in bread with ketchup and onions and stuff.." You explain which confused him even more

"Like a hotdog?"

You were flabbergasted

....

Another time was at breakfast, you were spreading on some Vegemite on your toast you just cooked in the toaster until Ghost came around

Half asleep where he spotted you making a piece of toast with Nutella? chocolate?

You were now finished making your toast as you bite into it, a happy face and all so ghost got curious and decided to try some

He thought it would taste sweet but...

"Bloody Hell"

It was bitter and salty, and the thing is he put too much which caused you to laugh loudly "You're a bloody idiot mate! You put too much Vegemite Aha!"

He tossed it away and stomped away furious

....

You were hanging out with the task force until you mentioned

"We should do a barbie when we get out of deployment, you know" You smiled as each and every one of them stared at you

"A what now?"

"A barbie?" You repeated

"The doll?" Ghost questioned

Your mouth was wide open "A BBQ! You idiots not the Barbie doll" Youd deadpanned at them

Not 100% sure if this is fully accurate but I thought it would be funny

[formerlyarthurlestersspinalcord]

i honestly think i desperately need to see Larson in this. Damn.

[leonsdearest]

I GOT THEM BOTH IN 3 10 PULLS.

[lil-stoned-peach]

If he doesn't moan I'm high-key dissapointed...

[popfizzles]

if i see any of y’all out there badmouthing the Bunny Day furniture or clothes I’ll cry

[dogzila]

Doodles of today folks! Enjoy your time The last one is for @tinyboxofshame when cat was high on catnips and the sentence is from this ( http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/165654755579/if-your-crystal-meth-dealer-has-all-of-their )

[euthanizethedudeswhotry]

bubble tea straw so infunctionable that it is lterally breaking in half because i stuck it n the drink and the tea-milk fusion is like acid to the paper straw and it started to melt in the halfway point

[dustxrgcld]

✘ : during the time you and tony stopped talking , what did you wish you could tell him ?

10 asks of honesty ( 3/10 )

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             DEEP INHALE.  he should’ve seen this coming, with words dancing around on his mind, the desire of speaking to the other had been latent inside of his for as long as they’ve been apart.  “I —–I’m sorry, that’s… that’s the first thing that comes to mind.”  he shrugged lightly.   “ I know it doesn’t change anything I did, but I’m sorry… and I miss you.”   a sigh.   “ I wanted to say that too.”