#duuuuck

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

💀 I didn’t watch critical role last night and then I got a Twitter notification from Twitter and Robbie is like “I shall miss him terribly”

[shadowhand-bastard]

FUCK I just heard the last second of this week’s amnesty and I was so not prepared for that holy shit griffin

[aggressionbread]

oh my god, so its not like im considering it or anything, but there’s literally a website for my province where you can order ducks, you can order day old ducklings, and they’ll deliver them to any Peavy Mart store in the province? i have a peavy mart in town?

i could

order ducklings online

i...............

[key-lime-soda]

🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆✨✨✨ duck parade in your inbox

DUCK PARADE!!!

i give every single duck in the parade a slice of bread and a tiny hat

[alwaysrunningerrands]

Friend: Yeah I have a lot of anxiety when I'm with my family.

Me: I have a lot of anxiety all the time.

Friend: -silence-

My Anxiety: YOU PROBABLY MADE HER FEEL BAD WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE NOW SHE'S NOT GOING TO WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOU EVER AGAIN. CAN YOU GET SOME FUCKING CHILL AND MAYBE THINK FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKED UP. THAT WAS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY AND SHE THINKS YOU STOLE HER THUNDER AND NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A COMPETITION JUST FREAKING SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!

Friend 2: Dude nice, Steak and Shake's on the left.

[mrlimespades-blog]

what have i done

[plum-nerd]

a walking dead au where katjaa got bitten instead of duck and christa and omid take duck and clementine after lee dies and kenny disappears and duck trying to protect clementine in the bathroom but omid still dies and duck and clementine travel together after they get seperated from christa and tHEN KENNY IS REUNITED WITH DUCK AT THE INN

[hey-guys-a-duck]

quaaaaaaaaaaaack