#dvanpatten

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Living with a woman is kinda gay if you think about it.

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Are all clubs gay during homo month or are there still some normal ones left?

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Question. Is it gay for a hardbody to fuck a guy with a toy? I mean yea, she's a chick. But it's dick shaped and isn't it gay for the man to be submissive anyway? 🤔

Serious answers only.

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New outfit for my girlfriend — What do you think? 😏

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What's gooning? Second part, how often should I be doing it, if at all?

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What's the difference between women's and men's clothes sizing?

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Dead rats 🙁

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What kind of profile picture makes chicks think you're a badass? What gives off good image, nothing soft?

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