#dvt ms wing

[ask-diverttale]

Hai momma wing dings- Is your husband with you-

if not i'm just saying- i can treat you better than that old man

if he is...Hello gaster i can treat you better than that old woman-

[...]

* pft... Hahahahaha!! Did you hear that, honey?

* I did. It's not funny.

* Maybe you should give them a chance...~

* WHAT—

* I mean... You haven't been paying attention to me as much... Maybe you don't love me anymore... (Dramatic sigh)

* That is— darling, That is not true. Stop that.

* Maybe those 40 years of marriage didn't mean anything... (Sob!)

* SWEETHEART??? 😟

* I'm juuust kidding ;p

[BONK]

* Ow.. tehee

* Never do that again. You got me scared for a moment.

* god forbid an old lady do anything!

* you're not old. You're still young and beautiful

* GET A ROOM!!!! AND GIVE ME THE MIC BACK.

[ask-diverttale]

heard that sans and paps has (or had?) a mother

is that true?

* ANON, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT OUR MOTHER IS ALIVE AND WELL

* (thank god)

* IN FACT, I WILL LET HER TALK INTO THE MIC NOW.

[...]

* MAMMA, SAY HI

* Oh? Hi there! Who am I talking to, Papy?

* JUST SOME FANS...

* Aww, you have fans! That's so lovely! Hi, fans!