Hai momma wing dings- Is your husband with you-
if not i'm just saying- i can treat you better than that old man
if he is...Hello gaster i can treat you better than that old woman-
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* pft... Hahahahaha!! Did you hear that, honey?
* I did. It's not funny.
* Maybe you should give them a chance...~
* WHAT—
* I mean... You haven't been paying attention to me as much... Maybe you don't love me anymore... (Dramatic sigh)
* That is— darling, That is not true. Stop that.
* Maybe those 40 years of marriage didn't mean anything... (Sob!)
* SWEETHEART??? 😟
* I'm juuust kidding ;p
[BONK]
* Ow.. tehee
* Never do that again. You got me scared for a moment.
* god forbid an old lady do anything!
* you're not old. You're still young and beautiful
* GET A ROOM!!!! AND GIVE ME THE MIC BACK.