Talking to @dirt-mann about the fact that Wolverine has a 300lb metal skeleton inside of him, and we decided that man's favorite activity is lazing around as MUCH as possible.
Like, that man's only purchase besides booze in the last century was a $2000 Lazy Boy that is now completely formed to his body.
That chair is SUNKEN IN with how often he just sits there so he doesn't have to carry his heavy ass bones. Logan was kind of hard to find around the X Mansion before, but after he bought the Lazy Boy, he is ALWAYS in it.
And everyone knows that's LOGAN'S chair. It doesn't match any of the furniture, it's patched to hell, and it's honestly a miracle that it's holding together at all. If anyone else sits in it, Logan appears and absolutely tears them a new one.
That's his spot, and if he isn't already sitting in it you know damn well he's on his way.














