Idk why I am even trying when nothing I write is ever going to go as hard as J. Sylvan’s interpretation of 1 Sam. 20:30 in the Beloved King musical:
“What son covets objects of his father's sex? Will you FUCK your mother next?”

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Idk why I am even trying when nothing I write is ever going to go as hard as J. Sylvan’s interpretation of 1 Sam. 20:30 in the Beloved King musical:
“What son covets objects of his father's sex? Will you FUCK your mother next?”
Important research question: is King David a top or a bottom?
obviously a top
obviously a bottom
only a bottom with Jonathan, top if it’s a wife
only a top with Jonathan, bottom if it’s a wife
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But why did Achilles let Patroclus wear his armor into battle 😫😭🥺
Why did Jonathan stay to fight by his father’s side 😖😢🫡
I am so emotionally exhausted I am this close to letting Jonathan live in my davidxjonathan fic
Now that I’m a significant ways into writing my David x Jonathan fic I am no longer sure if David is a top or not
What I do know is that Jonathan definitely WANTS David to top him
Do you think that David (from the Bible) was probably a good father?
Yeah
Nah