#dyac

[faery-snow]

Me: *trying to type bjyxszd*

Autocorrect: do you mean "blessed"?

Me: yes

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Autocorrect made my answer wrong >.<

[marriagetalks]

Ages ago, Husband sent me a long, encouraging text about my family. It was sweet, but his phone autocorrected "parents" to "pretzels" at the very end.

This has been an in-joke of ours ever since.

Today, I had the strange realization that, "Oh my God, Husband! WE are pretzels!"

[eternal-echoes]

Was talking to my friend about Kanye and this happened

[belzebubsofficial]

It’s the CURSE.

[awolfinitaly]

Found on Facebook :)

[itsnotgonnareaditselfpeople]

Important PSA:

Please be advised that if you are trying to text the word "delicacies" your phone may inexplicably correct it to "fellatios" and then you might send it to your mom without proofreading. That is all.

[faejilly]

It took me almost two hours to work up enough steam to make coffee this morning

I then spilled it before I drank more than a couple swallows

I laid down in disgust, you know, that annoyed bed flop thing, and actually passed right the fuck out

Until the husband called, asking if we’d had lunch yet because he could pick something up on his way home and just

It’s one in the afternoon and all I’ve done today is spill coffee?