#dyk poll

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Black Handkerchief of Happiness by Brook from One Piece (2008)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, and I don't particularly care for it

No, but I like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onApr 21

How I Got The Earworm:

I think we have established that my brain is very noisy and I am constantly humming around all day. I was humming a random tune while making lunch and it morphed from the graduation march, then into the Superman theme before becoming "SHIROIIII HANKACHIIIIIIII!!!!" We finished eating a long time ago and yet here we are... again. Hey at least it's not Binks No Sake 🤷‍♂️

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Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5) by Placeboing (2014)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but I like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onApr 22

How I Got The Earworm:

A couple of days ago my mom went to the dentist to get new teeth. She had to come home first for something before they put the temps in so she was telling us about it with shorter teeth and a numb mouth I made a comment that she finally looks her age (she's already a senior but doesn't look) and when she gets her new teeth she'll look even younger than before.

It was at this moment that she finally noticed the patch of grey hair I have on the side of my head that I've had for over a year already. It would have been much more noticeable back when I used to shave my head pretty regularly (I'm growing it now but I kept my head shaved for half a year because it was starting to fall out and instead of dealing with thinning hair I just lopped it all off). She was surprised by my greys and made a big deal about it because I'm "not that old." Um actually. Yes, I am. My dad also agrees that I'm old.

Last night I had a dream that my mom was still commenting about my white spot and in the dream I looked in the mirror and saw my hair was back to being super long like it was before but dream me had a huge bald spot on my left side where the grey hairs are supposed to be. My hair was falling out again in big clumps so dream me said "we're shaving it all off again!

When I was still bald my partner and I would joke that I looked like the whole cast of Breaking Bad (Walt, Jesse, Hank, Mike, Tuco, Hector. Gus kept his hair very short and Saul had a bald spot). I woke up this morning thinking "my mommy is being mean to me. Both my daddy and my mommy. My daddy and my mommy. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. You're a little bitch"

[dyk-my-earworm]

Fruit Salad by Tom Cardy (2021)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but it like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onApr 29

How I Got The Earworm:

Last weekend, I made a giant Tupperware of ... bean slaw? I don't think it has a name but it's a mishmash of tuna, peas, corn, black beans, garbanzos, tomatoes, bell peppers, cucumber, carrots, cabbage and pickles all diced up into small pieces with dressing (I forgot to put onions). It's basically all fruit so I told the fam I made "fruit" salad! And when my partner came to eat some they were like "... That's not fruit." Oh yes it is. "Well they're not sweet fruits." Dude I literally used sweet corn, it's sweet enough. They weren't impressed by my trickery but nonetheless put it in their tum tum and said it was yum yum 🎶

Chili is also a fruit and yes it should be in fruit salad. Especial when there's mangoes. Oh and eggplant. Mango eggplant tomato onion salad with chillies is 😚🤌 yes please

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Ding Dong Song by Günter (2004)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but I like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onMay 6

How I Got The Earworm:

My brother and I do this thing where when someone says "oh" for any reason whatsoever. Like "oh I didn't know that" or "oh I forgot" or "oh I see". Whatever the Oh is for, we respond with "you touch my tralala." Then we'll both say in unison "my ding ding dong" drop down into a squat and just start gyrating. Both of our partners are unimpressed and think we're weird.

Anyway we talked on the phone earlier today and guess what happened.

[dyk-my-earworm]

Eat Your Salad by Citi Zēni (2022)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but I like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onMay 10

How I Got The Earworm:

Was thinking about making pizza or bread sometime this week and looked through our pantry. I often put a green powder into the dough (wheatgrass, moringa, barley or matcha) just to boost it up a bit since we don't normally eat pizza with sides. I try to add as many greens into our diet as possible mostly because it's hard to have a plate full of veg every day. But a cute green frog shaped pizza ticks all the boxes 💚🐸💚 Being green is hot. Being green is cool. Being green is sexy as fuck. I don't know what Kermit was talking about.

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Maneater by Hall and Oates (1982)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but I like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onMay 4

How I Got The Earworm:

I'm in a walking community here on Tumblr and I recently posted photos from a walk with one of my dogs that was cut short because there was a neighborhood dog off leash following us. I made a (factual) joke that she has had a boyfriend in every neighborhood we've lived in. This is the 4th house since we got her. Someone (you know who you are) commented "She's a Maneater~🎶"

They're not wrong.

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Por Ti Valore by Will Ferrell from Step Brothers (2008)

Originally Con Te Partirò by Andrea Bocelli (1995)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but i like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onApr 30

How I Got The Earworm:

Technically... The song it not the earworm. It's actually the end of the video where they all say, "It's the fucking Catalina Win Mixer!" I use this as an exclamation for various things; good or bad. Today I was snuggling up with my chonkiest of doggos, Frank the Tank, and when I got up off the floor there was hair everywhere (poor old man sheds like a mother). Then when I was sweeping, jackass Bay (from the Golden poll) came to eat the hair (BITCH MOVE). Finally got her out of the way and wouldn't you fucking know it, a breeze came through and just blew it around the room.

I tend to say "It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!" pretty often. Well, I quote the whole movie pretty often tbh. My go to is when I tell people (and dogs) not to touch my stuff; especially food (iykyk)

[dyk-my-earworm]

Happy Tree Friends Theme Song by Mondo Media (2000)

Do You Know My Earworm?

Yes, and I like it

Yes, but I don't particularly care for it

No, but I like it

No, and I don't particularly care for it

Voting ended onApr 23

How I Got The Earworm:

It's midday mealtime and yet again we are randomly doo wopping and lalalaing around the kitchen. Nosy hungry dogs following me around everywhere hoping for snack tax (don't worry they got jicama) and we're all (meaning only me) jumping around going la la lalala la~ lala la lala la~ like the drama kid i never was. My dogs think I'm cringe but the nummies make it worth it

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