“#DYK the symptoms of #bloodcancer? Ask Bruton the hologram robot at booth 2515 to learn more at #ASH17.”
FUCKING ask
FUCKING Bruton
the FUCKING hologram
FUCKING robot?
Oh BRAVE NEW FUCKING WORLD that has DYKHEADS in it.
Happy Christmas y’all.
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“#DYK the symptoms of #bloodcancer? Ask Bruton the hologram robot at booth 2515 to learn more at #ASH17.”
FUCKING ask
FUCKING Bruton
the FUCKING hologram
FUCKING robot?
Oh BRAVE NEW FUCKING WORLD that has DYKHEADS in it.
Happy Christmas y’all.
“#DYK that signs and symptoms of #livercancer often do not appear until the disease has advanced?”
Hey Bayer,
You’ve REALLY made me think here.
This shit is fucking PROFOUND.
I’m fucking INSPIRED!
Here’s one for you. #DYK that when reading a #book, chapters 6 and beyond often don’t appear until you’ve read chapters 1-5?
“#DYK blood clots kill more people in the EU than AIDS, breast and prostate cancer, and road traffic accidents combined? #WTDay17”
Hey Bayer!
Good to know that your blod clots are #winning.
Quick question, what in the fucking world is going on with that watch?
What’s with the 0-29 scale?
What’s with the increments of two?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED to the numbers 12-FUCKING-20?
Did they DIE, Bayer?
Did they FUCKING DIE OF FUCKING BLOOD CLOTS, BAYER?
“It's World @ArthritisDay tomorrow! #DYK that in Korea, 76% of people with Rheumatoid Arthritis are female? #WAD2017 #ConnectToday”
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
It is isn’t it?
It really is....
That’s supposed to represent a KOREAN WOMAN.
That’s FUCKING RACIST in my book, Janssen.
“#DYK low blood sugar may be caused by a lot of things? If it happens to you, stay calm and follow the rule of 15: https://t.co/mdYu7Q9Gza”
Where to start, Diabetes_Sanofi on Twitter?
Where to FUCKING START?
How about some FUCKING SPECIFICITY?
What, pray tell, are some of the causes hiding behind your “lot of things”?
Correct me if I’m wrong, Sanofi, but isn’t the main one taking TOO MUCH fucking INSULIN?
You know, the stuff you sell by the dose?
Or how about that “rule of 15?”
Would it have been TOO MUCH fucking EFFORT to make your SHIT-O-GRAPHIC actually FUCKING EXPLAIN IT?
Because as it is this post doesn’t really make sense. DOES IT, DYKHEADS?
OH SHIT…
I’ve started to feel a little shaky.
I’m fucking SWEATING HERE and my heart’s going FUCKING MENTAL.
It’s positively SPAZZING out in my chest.
Maybe it’s my blood sugar?
Maybe reading this ridiculous shit is another of those “things”?
Who knows, Sanofi… Who knows…
“#DYK Millions of ppl go undiagnosed w/ #diabetes a year? In 2015, 7.2M people did not know they had it. Learn more: https://t.co/2ipo7sSHlg https://t.co/PTHdrEuiel”
It’s not a fucking UNCLAIMED LOTTERY TICKET, Novo Nordisk.
It’s not some ten year old payment protection insurance that you might be owed compensation for...
It’s FUCKING DIABETES.
“#DYK PAD affects approximately 18 million Americans and increases with age for both men and women? #PADAwarenessMonth”
Ah! Now I get it, Janssen!
It’s all suddenly just SO FUCKING CLEAR!
The first rule of #PADAwarenessClub is don’t actually tell people what the fuck PAD actually is!
That’s WORLD FUCKING CLASS awareness raising right there, #DYKHEADS!
“It’s #BloodCancerAwarenessMonth. Do you know which blood cancer affects more men than women in the U.S. each year?”
Oh, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW...
Is it maybe the one you MAKE A FUCKING DRUG FOR?
You know...
...The one that NICE says isn’t worth the BLOOD MONEY you want to FUCKING CHARGE FOR IT?