#dylan dnf

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I hate this man so much, I genuinely cannot STAND him [lie] idk WHO the hell would ever like this character or even be GAY for him [me], he's so unfunny and corny [and fine] vro thinks swearing every 5 seconds or saying tits/dick is the most hilarious thing ever when its not, he is so STUPID and DUMB I HATE Captain Travis Dylan from Duke Nukem Forever, I absolutely do NOT want him diabolically [loud incorrect buzzer noise] 😞😞💔💔🥀🥀🥀

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I wanna talk about my yumeships/selfships on here so bad but then I remember I've barely given y'all any information about any of them cause I mostly talk abt them on Insta so I'd just be yapping pure bullshit 😞💔 I love them sm tho they're my life honestly, especially my yumeship for Duke Nukem Forever... Dylan my beloved dumbass that's my WIFE 🙏🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

[artwork by my amazing friend @moo-savr who's been feeding this hyperfixation for months 💯🥀]

If Captain Dylan from the [not] hit game Duke Nukem Forever has zero fans I'm DEAD