Feb 5, 2022
Louie: Helpful grammar tip! Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!
Dylan: Who hurt you?
Louie: My father, were you not listening?
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Louie: Helpful grammar tip! Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!
Dylan: Who hurt you?
Louie: My father, were you not listening?
Grace, to Dylan: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can listen to your heartbeat.
Marty to Luther: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and realize why I can’t fucking sleep.
Dylan: C'mon, Marty can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a bad kisser or something
Louie: No, he's good at that too
Dylan: What
Louie: What
Grace: Why are your tongues purple?
Marty: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Luther: I had a red one.
Grace: oh
Grace: OH
Dylan:
Dylan: You drank each other's slushies?
Dylan: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad, I’m like, yeah, man, that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be.
Luther: That’s what God says when he sees me crying in a Taco Cabana bathroom.
Dylan: Why are Marty and Luther sitting with their backs to each other?
Grace: They had a fight.
Dylan: Then why are they holding hands?
Grace: They get sad when they fight
Grace: Now all we have to do is go up the - what happened to the stairs?!
Luther: My parents took them down ‘cause I’m grounded.
Dylan: That’s disturbing.
Luther: The floor is lava!
Dylan: *Helps Grace onto the counter*
Marty: *Kicks Luther off the sofa*
Grace: As you can see, there are two types of friends.