#thunder cave

[neighborhood-goblin]

Marty: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Louie a little bit—

Grace: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Marty: No! That’s our joint tombstone.

Grace: My mistake.

[neighborhood-goblin]

Louie: Marty and I are no longer friends

Marty: That is the worst way to tell people we’re dating

[neighborhood-goblin]

Grace: I’m easy going

Marty: I once saw you use a ruler to measure a different ruler

Grace: It was off by half a centimeter! It should have never been in circulation!

[neighborhood-goblin]

Louie: Helpful grammar tip! Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

Dylan: Who hurt you?

Louie: My father, were you not listening?

[neighborhood-goblin]

Wolfe, walking into the kitchen at two am: 

Luther, sitting on the kitchen counter with a bowl of ice cream:

The Mokele Mbembes sitting next to him:

[neighborhood-goblin]

Marty: I’m rescuing you

Grace, tied to a chair: Cool, do you have a plan?

Marty: If I stop for long enough to think about what I’m actually doing I’m going to have a panic attack

Grace: I’m taking command of this rescue

Marty: Please

[neighborhood-goblin]

Grace, to Dylan: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can listen to your heartbeat.

Marty to Luther: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and realize why I can’t fucking sleep.

[neighborhood-goblin]

Ted: I’m a hot mess.

Ana: Emphasis on hot.

Al: Bigger emphasis on mess.