dylan marron is absolutely fucking everywhere when you start looking
ok he voices carlos the scientist on hit podcast welcome to nightvale. i knew this. he’s also a writer for ted lasso? and he’s the guy who described his fashion sense as middle aged white woman running errands i saw on pinterest ages ago???? what???
oh, ok. you’re laughing. tomorrow is the 10 year anniversary since the dylan marron and cecil baldwin cecilos photoshoot. and guess what, you’re laughing. see you tomorrow, bitch.
(Note: Marron took over the role of Carlos during the first live show, replacing Jeffrey Cranor for the rest of the series)
Transcript under Keep Reading
“What’s up?… The sky! [Laughs] Okay, okay, that is a funny joke, but it is also a scientifically accurate one. I only tell scientifically accurate jokes, I don’t get how people can find inaccurate jokes funny.”
“Ooh! That reminds me, I’m thinking of getting a tattoo with the definition of 'science' straight out of Webster’s Dictionary! So it’ll say, quote, ‘I dunno, but I’m trying to find out, okay?’, end quote, and then it’ll have a skull and some roses- ooh, maybe an anchor to make it look old-timey! Hmm…”
hey dylan marron how does it feel having the actual best voice ever. Like. I listen to three words of one of this guy’s podcasts or videos and immediately all my stress and worried just go away and i have started sobbing before.
The internet is really good at speaking in extremes. Someone is either the G.O.A.T. or someone is trash. Someone is the internet’s boyfriend, or the internet’s villain. And there’s very little gray space, where people come to the dais of the public square. It is only kind of for one of those extreme reasons. They are the greatest of all time, we worship them, or they’re the worst thing ever, let’s mock them, at a time when they could probably use a helping hand, not mockery.
Dylan Marron on the lack of nuance in online conversations while discussing his new podcast, The Redemption of Jar Jar Binks. Click through to listen to the whole interview or read a full transcript!
btw if anyone is wondering why we haven't heard from Carlos at all since the start of the season it's probably because Dylan Marron is a writer for Ted Lasso now. I'm literally not making this up.