#dylanro

[niallhhq]

Text: Dylan 🤤

Nialler: Hey, Daddy O!

Nialler: What's shakin, bacon?

Nialler: Seems like you been too booked and busy for your fave irish lad. What's up w that???

[adxmdrxver]

Text To: DO NOT TEXT HIM

Adam: Hey ... I just wanted to say thank you for being nice to my son a few days ago

Adam: I know you didn't have to do that, so I really appreciate it

Adam: It really made his day so.

[brvttrobertson]

britt was enjoying the time in disney, she hadn’t been to the park in longer than she would have liked so when one of her friends suggested coming she was more than happy to oblige. the blonde got herself a suite overlooking the park, perfect for the spot where they did the nightly fireworks and after freshening up she went out to the park to explore. so far she hadn’t been on any rides, but she was hungry, so she stopped to grab herself a meatball sub. just as she stepped out from the window she baby blues fell on a very familiar figure, one she hadn’t seen or spoken to in years. for a moment she debated turning and going the other way but he saw her too, it was too late. britt was thankful to have a mouth full of sub for the moment so she didn’t have to immediately engage the conversation -- a moment to think was nice. “seems like everyone really came huh? swear i’ve seen at least a dozen people i know.” weak opener? without a doubt, but she wasn’t entirely sure how to begin talking to him after such a long time.

[dojahq]

📲 Dill Pickle🥒

Doja: I am wine drunk and I've got a joke for you

Doja: What did the unicorn say to the horse?

Doja: ...

Doja: I'm so ... HORNy

Doja: Get it? The Unicorn has a horn! So it's horny?

Doja: Please laugh