Dylcan Meme
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
Dylan obviously
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Neither, idk they’re one of the ships where it feels very toxic to throw that kind of thing out during an argument
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
Neither, but I could see Duncan maybe going on a walk for a little while after?
Who trashes the house?
Dylan is LIKELY but would she? No.
Do either of them get physical?
I hate this so much, like none of our ships would ever so this will b deleted in future memes
How often do they argue/disagree?
Very rarely? Duncan lets Dylan have her way like 90% of the time and she mostly ignores the other 10% unless it’s serious
Who is the first to apologise?
Duncan probably
Sex:
Who is on top?
Idk man they’re straight and I don’t think they really notice or care who’s on top the most
Who is on the bottom?
^
Who has the strangest desires?
Fuck if I know
Any kinks?
Duncan was really into the idea of worshipping type shit iirc? And Dylan was into it so I bet she has a praise kink a lil
Who’s dominant in bed?
How cute if that’s where Duncan has the most dominance in their relationship
Is head ever in the equation?
DUH
If so, who is better at performing it?
Duncan is like obsessed with it so thats allll him
Ever had sex in public?
Dylan’s at least suggested it now that they’re open
Who moans the most?
Duncan, presumably while he’s doin all that coochie eatin
Who leaves the most marks?
Dylan?
Who screams the loudest?
Idk man
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Neither, they’re each other’s firsties
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
Both!
Rough or soft?
Both!
How long do they usually last?
Who knows!
Is protection used?
Yeah totally
Does it ever get boring?
Na
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
Idk somewhere public
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
They don’t plan on it rn, I think Dylan is still probably processing how she doesn’t have to have kids if she doesn’t want now that she’s not married to Raul.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
So TBD
Who is the favorite parent?
That said, probably Duncan?
Who is the authoritative parent?
Dylan, she’d try not to be like her parents who ONLY really criticize her but she’d still put her foot down about shit.
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
Uhh Dylan, what do her kids REALLY need to learn from human school
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?
Duncan, probably?
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Dylan and Duncan, but Dylan would be the proudest cuz they’d be following in her footsteps
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Neither, Duncan hates talking to people and Dylan hates people
Who changes the diapers?
Duncan
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Dylan
Who spends the most time with the children?
Duncan at first but eventually both of them
Who packs their lunch boxes?
Idk, Duncan
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?
Dylan, Duncan would be too awkward
Who cleans up after the kids?
I feel like they’d hire someone for that
Who worries the most?
In a turn of events, Dylan
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Dylan
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?
Both of them
Who is the little spoon?
Dylan
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Dylan
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
Dylan
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
Idk a couple hours?
Who gives the most kisses?
Dylan
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
Idk they were best friends for a long time before they started fucking, so it’s probably dweeby
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
Everywhere, they’re def perma love bubbled
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
Dylan but it’s fun when Duncan gets in on it
How often do they get time to themselves?
Idk a lot
Sleeping:
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?
Duncan?
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
Share!
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
Cozy
Who talks in their sleep?
Neither? If Dylan did it would be terrifying
What do they wear to bed?
Nuthin
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
No?
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
No
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Uh probably not full wrapping cuz thats how u lose circulation but more cuddled
Who wakes up with bed hair?
Dylan definitely wears a silk scarf to bed, so I guess Duncan
Who wakes up first?
Dylan
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
Duncan’s the simp
What is their favourite sleeping position?
Cuddled
Who hogs the sheets?
Dylan but she’s close to Duncan anyway so he’s fine
Do they set an alarm each night?
Probably they seem busy
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
Maybe
Who has nightmares?
Dylan
Who has ridiculous dreams?
Duncan?
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Neither but Dylan would if she was alone
Who makes the bed?
Idk
What time is bed time?
No clue
Any routines/rituals before bed?
Fuckin
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
Dylan
Work:
Redacted idc
Home:
Redacted cuz they’re rich
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?
Fuck no
How many cars do they own?
Dylan cannot drive
Do they own their home or do they rent?
They have an apartment rn that I’m assuming they rent
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Near school so idk
Do they live in the city or in the country?
^
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
Yeah, I’m sure. They get to stay together forever, they’d love wherever they were
What’s their song?
Idk
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
I feel like it’s pretty rare but they probably text the whole time
Where did they first meet?
High school
How did they first meet?
Idr
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
Dylan
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?
Dylan but only if it’s from Atlantica, nothing on land
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
Dylan, Duncan sure trips over enough to always keep her giggling
Any mental issues?
Idk
Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?
Uhh I feel like they’d both be okay killing spiders.
Their favourite place?
Who knows
Who pays the bills?
An accountant or something idk
Do they have any fears for their future?
Probably something related to the fact that Dylan is a mermaid that doesn’t particularly love being on land all THAT much and Duncan’s a human and a lord or something?
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
Dylan and Duncan both seem likely, they like little gestures
Who uses up all of the hot water?
Dylan
Who’s the tallest?
They’re the same height but girl 5’8’ is always taller
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Duncan? Because Dylan is in there so long
Who wanders around in their underwear?
Dylan
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Uhhhhh?
What do they tease each other about?
Duncan gets teased by Dylan more than he teases her but idk he probably has his own zingers
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Dylan
Do they have mutual friends?
Pls
Who crushed first?
Duncan??
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
No
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
Honestly both, Dylan for sorority reasons and Duncan cuz scottish
Who swears the most?
They both swear about the same amount?
