Artelle meme
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
Elle, she’s loud anyway and it’s hard to notice when you’re yelling with ADHD
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Neither
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
Neither, they’re weirdly intensely committed to their thing
Who trashes the house?
Neither
How often do they argue/disagree?
Not that often
Who is the first to apologise?
Elle, Artie is more pathetic when they do argue so she feels bad.
Sex:
Who is on top?
Uh probably Elle
Who is on the bottom?
So Artie
Who has the strangest desires?
Artie
Any kinks?
Ya
Who’s dominant in bed?
Elle! But I’m sure they switch up occasionally
Is head ever in the equation?
Absolutely
If so, who is better at performing it?
Elle, she’s got an insane amount of experience and also genuinely really likes blowing him
Ever had sex in public?
Ya
Who moans the most?
Artie
Who leaves the most marks?
Elle
Who screams the loudest?
Artie
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Elle
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
Both
Rough or soft?
Obviously it depends
How long do they usually last?
They’re getting better now that Artie is getting more experience
Is protection used?
Not anymore, she’s already pregnant
Does it ever get boring?
Nah
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
I don’t want to begin to figure that out
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
One on the way
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
A lot
Who is the favorite parent?
Elle, she’s basically a kid too
Who is the authoritative parent?
Artie
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
Elle
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?
Elle but I don’t know if they’d even have to bother hiding it from Artie
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Both of them
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Artie
Who changes the diapers?
Elle
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Either of them
Who spends the most time with the children?
Elle, especially with the first one because I don’t think she’d even consider a nanny or anything until there are more kids and they get more busy ruling Camelot
Who packs their lunch boxes?
The chefs
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?
Elle, she has a whole song prepared that no one lets her do!
Who cleans up after the kids?
Maids
Who worries the most?
Artie, duh
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Elle
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?
Both of them
Who is the little spoon?
Elle
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Elle
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
Artie, cuz Elle isn’t struggling, she just wouldn’t
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
Idk
Who gives the most kisses?
Elle!
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
They spent a lot of time not fucking so idk maybe picnics or something?
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
Anywhere
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
Obviously Elle but Artie isn’t UNLIKELY especially in private
How often do they get time to themselves?
Hmm idk
Sleeping:
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?
Elle
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
Share
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
Elle rolls herself into the sheets like a caterpillar so kind of separated
Who talks in their sleep?
Artie is v stressed, him?
What do they wear to bed?
Elle sleeps in a a shirt and underwear, Artie probably full pjs?
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
Seems like an Artie thing but also if Elle’s meds occasionally make it happen
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
Ya
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Side by side
Who wakes up with bed hair?
Elle, she never remembers to put her hair up so it’s a mess of long curls in the AM
Who wakes up first?
Artie
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
I could see either of them ordering up breakfast in bed for each other on the weekends
What is their favourite sleeping position?
Near each other
Who hogs the sheets?
Elle, I hope by this point Artie has a second blanket for himself
Do they set an alarm each night?
Artie does and then Elle wakes up because of Artie moving around
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
Probably Elle likes watching tv in bed but if Artie has problems doing that in camelot, Elle would compromise with a laptop
Who has nightmares?
Artie
Who has ridiculous dreams?
Elle
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Idk Elle doesn’t but maybe Artie?
Who makes the bed?
Maids
What time is bed time?
Who knows
Any routines/rituals before bed?
???
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
Neither of them
Work:
Who is the busiest?
Artie
Who rakes in the highest income?
Artie
Are any of your muses unemployed?
No
Who takes the most sick days?
Elle because she’s pregnant
Who is more likely to turn up late to work?
Elle
Who sucks up to their boss?
Artie’s boss is his dad so obviously him
What are their jobs?
Elle does music production rn and Artie is a king in training
Who stresses the most?
Artie
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
I’m sure they love them
Are your muses financially stable?
Obviously
Home:
Who does the washing?
Maids
Who takes out the trash?
Maids
Who does the ironing?
Maids
Who does the cooking?
The chefs
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
Artie, Elle has learned how to cook from her mom
Who is messier?
Elle
Who leaves the toilet roll empty?
Neither of them, I feel like the staff in both of their castles wouldn’t let it get close
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
Elle
Who forgets to flush the toilet?
Neither of them
Who is the prankster around the house?
Neither if them, Artie would die if Elle pulled a prank on him
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
Elle
Who mows the lawn?
The gardener
Who answers the telephone?
Idk
Who does the vacuuming?
Maids
Who does the groceries?
The kitchen staff
Who takes the longest to shower?
Artie
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Elle
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?
No
How many cars do they own?
Fuck if I know, but they probably have more carriages than cars
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Elle lives in her castle rn and Artie lives in his
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Idk
Do they live in the city or in the country?
Idk
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
Ya, I’m sure
What’s their song?
You Make Loving Fun by Fleetwood Mac
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Miss each other
Where did they first meet?
No clue, somewhere for young royals probably
How did they first meet?
Idk
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
Uhhh Elle? Vintage clothes aren’t cheap anymore
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?
Neither of them
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
Elle, Artie would be STRESST
Any mental issues?
ya
Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?
Artie? Elle would let them be free
Their favourite place?
Idk man, probably somewhere they hung out a lot when they were sneaky links
Who pays the bills?
Whoever is paid to
Do they have any fears for their future?
Probably, we still haven’t decided how the baby reveal went
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
Either of them
Who uses up all of the hot water?
Elle, she likes her showers HOT
Who’s the tallest?
Artie
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Elle
Who wanders around in their underwear?
Elle
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Elle
What do they tease each other about?
Uhh idk, Artie being such a lil geek
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Artie, cuz Elle will occasionally skank out at the wrong moments
Do they have mutual friends?
Ya
Who crushed first?
Elle
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
No
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
Elle
Who swears the most?
Elle