#dysfunctionalsociopath

[theflameisgonee]

Amanda: You said that and her eyebrows just flew into her hair.

Me: ...did you just fanfiction me?

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Fine. Sweat to death.

wuude.

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Sorry you had a rough morning, love <3

just kept going for overtime pay and basically prayed that no one else needed anything from me. i was just stupid angry and then scared and bleh bleh bleh. sleep was very nice. but thankee<3

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Weather, Apache Tracker, Desert Bluffs, Dog Park

Bwee, thank darling, I really love this theme!

Weather: Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco, in that awkward phase where they were sans !. But no, okay, this has been my default answer for years now because it was always on every sleepy/sad/happy/sing along playlist because it just always fits my mood no matter what and the lyrics make me super duper happy even if it fits my sad mood because i missed your skin when you were east/ you clicked your heels and wished for me and it’s just the perfect regretfulhopefulresignation song because it’s not angry it’s just like, oh. okay. this happened. and we’re gonna have to move on. yeah, it sucked, but. we can move on and ahhhhhh i didn’t realize i still had all these feelings about it :3

Apache Tracker: um. ummmmmm. i have a number of frightfully uglyish things i bought because they were frightfully ugly. tasteless? i mean…my wardrobe is t-shirts and tank tops and dresses and nice shit my sister has bought me. let’s go with the Iran Man Free t-shirt from the little boy’s section.

Desert Bluffs: Okay, so, I really really hate Abercrombie & Fitch stores. Like, loathing. Not only was I completely out of their size range by the time it was popular to wear that stuff for my age group, but my sister loved it. And we always had to go in. And it smells. and it’s dark. and they play really really terrible music far too loudly. At least Hollister has some decent tunes sometimes. And I had to go in Abercrombie a couple days ago and I didn’t last two minutes before I was waiting for Emma outside. I HATE THEM A LOT.

Dog Park: VIDEO GAMES. I was not allowed to have video games for ages. And then when I was 7 I conned a Game Boy Color out of my great grandma because I’m a little shit who wanted to play pokemon. And I was terrible at all my games. After that we had a family N64 for a while, but that got tossed because my mom had a yoshi addiction and my dad couldn’t stop playing dig dug. And then sometime around 8th grade I had a DS but all I really played was Super Mario Bros. and Mariokart because those are the only games I am decent at. Even those my sister beat before me.

One time at a friend’s house they put me on COD live and I hid in a bush, because I couldn’t figure out how to shoot, how to not die, and also to some degree how to get out of the boosh. Moral of the story: I’m really really bad at video games.

[meridianriver]

The dog park

The dog park: What is something you weren’t allowed to do as a child?

A lot of things. I had a really sheltered childhood. I wasn’t allowed to play video games or watch TV really (I watched a lot of movies though) and I pretty much grew up on books and Pixar/Disney movies. Harry Potter and Pixar was basically my childhood. I had a Webkinz phase but for the most part I wasn’t really allowed much computer time either (for a lot of reasons but a big one being that my parents were scared I’d see inappropriate things). For that reason I wasn’t allowed on Youtube until I was 12 or so, and I couldn’t watch PG13 movies apart from Harry Potter until I was 14 or 15. 

send me more plz (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[tsutakane]

A M I

A. Why my last relationship ended.

there was a lot that came into play with that, but mainly because he’d been lying to me about being clean and we kept picking fights with each other. it was all a mess and i’m actually still severely pained by all of it. 

M. Virgin or not?

not and i have very mixed feelings on the matter. 

I. Have any tattoos or piercings?

2 tattoos and 1 piercing beyond the usual ear piercings.

[tsutakane]

2, 3, 5, 14, 24, 37

2 - if you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 

celebrity wise I would actually beat myself with own sawed off limb to meet colin morgan. otherwise i really want to meet any single one of my followers in real life and just have a rave with the two of us.

3 - grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

‘The young men among them were gesturing more excitedly than usual and I thought they must have seen an adventure film.’ - The Stranger, Albert Camus

5 - what does your latest text message from someone say?

‘door’s unlocked, come and get some booty.’ -Cassie, asking me to come home.

14 - if you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

honing my jedi skills, yo.

24 - do you have a collection of anything?

i have a collection of Shakespeare’s entire works, a collection of batman comic books, and a collection of hair strands from the many victims of my murderous double life.

37  - do you believe in luck?

no. i believe people make their own way in life, luck be damned.

THANKS FOR ASKING. c:

[the-moon-of-the-mind]

My friend is at the aquarium. Her sister proceeds to name the sea lion "Benedict" and the rock "John".